Get your human meat here

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Get your human meat here

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Organised by the publishers of the upcoming Resident Evil 6 video game, Wesker and Son sells meat made to look like human body parts.
http://pickyglutton.com/2012/09/28/huma ... -butchers/

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Shape is on the phone now trying to order a box of cock sausage to cook in the big green egg.

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That is creep- tacular

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I just became a vegan.
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Shape is on the phone now trying to order a box of cock sausage to cook in the big green egg.
Which would make it one of the best practical jokes ever! Especially if you had a video of yourself "Street Hunting"
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sort of realistic, except that breasts aren't made of muscle
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.

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Pics or gtfo
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Wow. I'm down for some freaky shit but this is pushing it a bit. May have to fire up the vape beforehand.

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I just became a vegetarian.
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.

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Jezebel Jones wrote:I just became a vegetarian.
Vagitarian? Again?

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Ed Zachary wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:I just became a vegetarian.
Vagitarian? Again?
I barely have time to brush my hair, you think I have time for a woman?
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.

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Jezebel Jones wrote: I barely have time to brush my hair, you think I have time for a woman?
LOL

You've got your priorities right. Women ain't nothing but trouble.

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