Stripmall Ninja's Poetry Friday, lil poems for big thinks.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Far out, man.

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Only some of them work as read by a Beatnik. The others need to be read by a 70's giant afro-having poet.

such as:
Fucker never would have made it
past my living room..
45 looks like a garbage can size hole when it's pointed at you.
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I was a latchkey kid and
Jawas got punched in the dick from the air
and the sea from time to time
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.


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:-({|=
white
eyes and cold voidish hearts
fine Afghan horse
bust the shit
let them come
It's great to be first at last


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more enveloping joint locks
Part of the trickfast
you cant be thinking about it it just is.
yes thre is a danger
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We live within the system unless we want to go outlaw
I can't kill some people because it's illegal
I am actually an optimist by nature
Fuck it
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Quaddafi was in our pocket.
This was blowback like a bitch in a porno
spitting the money shot back in the dude's face.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
We live within the system unless we want to go outlaw
I can't kill some people because it's illegal
I am actually an optimist by nature
Fuck it
=D> =D> =D> =D>
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DARTH wrote:
WTF "wife will allow" shit?
"Get me a beer!"
Please Solar flares,
Come and fry the grid
Put women back in their fucking place!

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:that's lovely....
Situations never folow in stone rules,
My situation?
A few undesirables
I will if you fuck with me.
I knew the kind and I know what works
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

A Tom Wait's reference?




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On Fathers and Daughters....
DARTH wrote:
She comes to me after getting married
he was mad drunk
I will break his arms
and ass fuck him with a bat.

He slapped her and tossed her to the couch
gave her the hand choke grip
because she ran her mouth,
Ill slap the other side of her face
and drag her home on a leash.
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there's gold in them there hills
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It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell


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The Space Merikan Dream
DARTH wrote: Mining in space.
And fix schools, obliterate pissant jawa tribal lands.
We'd be fucking great,
not perfect but great.
Fags can get married, everyone can smoke pot,
I keep my guns,
My grandkids can work in space,
Making bank and spreading us out to the stars.
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Have not slept
right now is not a good thing
something went down with shades
Time to reach for drugs
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0.5% chance
50% pissed
I am opptamistic by nature
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.

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Jezzy Bell wrote:0.5% chance
50% pissed
I am opptamistic by nature

WINNER!

Since we are making Hip Hop Hiaku (sampling) then I am goig to be the judge.

Wolf man's last was allmost the winner but the simplicity, yet directness to point has scored Jezzy the win today.




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DARTH wrote:
Jezzy Bell wrote:0.5% chance
50% pissed
I am opptamistic by nature

WINNER!

Since we are making Hip Hop Hiaku (sampling) then I am goig to be the judge.

Wolf man's last was allmost the winner but the simplicity, yet directness to point has scored Jezzy the win today.

She deserves this one. The way she leveraged the Brit colloquialisms makes the second line slightly foreboding and reckless...yet she ends on a lilting oddly positive note. Like a young Raymond Carver on the first day of summer vacation.
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Jesus was a fucking hippie
let some jews talk the Romans into nailing his ass to some firewood,
we worship Odin around here
my little Sith spawn
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party

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Oh sure,
Everybody's in-favor of saving Hitler's brain.
But put it in the body of a great-white shark-
And suddenly you've gone too far.

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Great updates to a new classic.

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sitting at Crom's all day playing Grand Theft Auto
ramming peple's cars
dragging them out and blowing their brain's out
I have enough firearms that I keep in rediness
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Oh sure,
Everybody's in-favor of saving Hitler's brain.
But put it in the body of a great-white shark-
And suddenly you've gone too far.

You have to use shit I have said and I do not remember the 2nd line?

No prize!




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Jezzy Bell wrote:
sitting at Crom's all day playing Grand Theft Auto
ramming peple's cars
dragging them out and blowing their brain's out
I have enough firearms that I keep in rediness

Now once again Jeezy shows you how it's done! =D>




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DARTH wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Oh sure,
Everybody's in-favor of saving Hitler's brain.
But put it in the body of a great-white shark-
And suddenly you've gone too far.

You have to use shit I have said and I do not remember the 2nd line?

No prize!
You know you bit them lines from Futurama
Just like I did.
Also, how specifically, do we play this game?
This ain't Tranny Roulette
Shit just got real
And I don't want to fuck it up
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
DARTH wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Oh sure,
Everybody's in-favor of saving Hitler's brain.
But put it in the body of a great-white shark-
And suddenly you've gone too far.

You have to use shit I have said and I do not remember the 2nd line?

No prize!
You know you bit them lines from Futurama


LOL! I used to love that show!




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DARTH wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
DARTH wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Oh sure,
Everybody's in-favor of saving Hitler's brain.
But put it in the body of a great-white shark-
And suddenly you've gone too far.

You have to use shit I have said and I do not remember the 2nd line?

No prize!
You know you bit them lines from Futurama


LOL! I used to love that show!
I still do. I'm streaming it from NetFlix right now

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