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Or at least, he did.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-league/19863795
Warrington Wolves prop Paul Wood has had a testicle removed after rupturing it in Saturday's Grand Final defeat by Leeds Rhinos.
The 30-year-old was injured early in the second half but played on before going to hospital after the match.
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Shelford made his Test debut for the All Blacks later that year against France in a 19–7 victory in Toulouse, and then was a notable victim of the infamous "Battle of Nantes" in the second Test. Roughly 20 minutes into the match, he was caught at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck, and an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free. He also lost four teeth in the process. Incredibly, after discovering the injury to his scrotum, he calmly asked the physio to stitch up the tear and returned to the field before a blow to his head left him concussed. He was substituted and watched the remainder of the game from the grandstand where he witnessed the All Blacks lose 16–3. To this day Shelford has no memory of the game.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Warrington Wolves prop Paul Wood has had a testicle removed after rupturing it in Saturday's Grand Final defeat by Leeds Rhinos.
The 30-year-old was injured early in the second half but played on before going to hospital after the match.
It's a damn shame. What good is Wood without balls?

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God damn it I wish I could conjur up that kind of intensity on the platform! Or on the mat!! FUCK!

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I never cared for tennis.
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