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___________ · Post by **___________** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:47 pm

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Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:08 pm

Will you institute a policy of legal fighting in Congress? What weapons will be allowed?

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:55 pm

Obama just got into Atlanta. At 5:30 on a FUCKING FRIDAY AFTERNOON!!!!! Do you have any idea what Atlanta traffic is like? Now add in a Friday afternoon. Now throw a Presidential motorcade on top of it.

As President, do you swear to never fuck up the working man's Friday afternoon by creating a traffic shit storm?

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:09 am

Turdacious wrote:Will you institute a policy of legal fighting in Congress? What weapons will be allowed?

Can you say 1911s and Bowie knife fight? I'd sign that it to law the same day it passes.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:13 am

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:Obama just got into Atlanta. At 5:30 on a FUCKING FRIDAY AFTERNOON!!!!! Do you have any idea what Atlanta traffic is like? Now add in a Friday afternoon. Now throw a Presidential motorcade on top of it.

As President, do you swear to never fuck up the working man's Friday afternoon by creating a traffic shit storm?

Other than leading raids outside of the USA, trips down to capital hill to bitch slap congressmen & junkets to Vegas; I promise to never leave the white house.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:31 pm

Batboy2/75 wrote:Can you say 1911s and Bowie knife fight?

Speaking of 1911's what can you tell us about the one you're building?

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:24 pm

To save on the costs of deporting our fat white women to foreign lands, can we come up with a program to dump them in the ghettos? Brothers love fat white chicks.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:07 am

Pinky wrote:
Batboy2/75 wrote:Can you say 1911s and Bowie knife fight?
Speaking of 1911's what can you tell us about the one you're building?

Start another thread and I'll tell you.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:41 pm

USA is 56th in Alcohol Consumption!

My opponents have said absolutely nothing about what they would do to solve this deplorable situation. Rest assured, I can fight a two front war. While deporting the fat female harpies that infest the USA, I will simultaneously move the USA up to (at least) the top 10 of alcohol consuming nations with a year. With an end of the decade goal of moving the USA into our rightful place as #1!

BATBOY 2012! A hottie in every house; busy making you a sandwich and fetching you a beer!

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:56 pm

Fat Cat wrote:
Batboy2/75 wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:Our candidate needs to work on his response time.

Hey! Settle down Francis!

If more of you slackers would contribute to by Campaign/beer fund i could ditch this pesky day job.

As for the compact; I'm cutting them coconut niggers off at the knees.

Same for them Hawaii islands. BJ Penn and the rest of them fucking clowns want casinos and self rule? Have fun doing it on your own dime. Fucking animals took 50 years to build a 20 mile stretch of highway. Have fun with your new third world hell hole, minus them bases. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you fags; we're keeping the bases. FUCK YOU!

What douchebaggery am I banning? Well, for starters America appoligizing to everyone. We're quitting everything (UN, NATO, G7, you name it) and doing what ever the fuck we please. Which won't be much, other than killing rag heads and banging sultry bikini models.

Same for being outraged. If someone said something that hurt your fucking feelings, then fuck you. Get over it dickhead. Short of yelling fire in a movie theatre, no will give two shits in my America.

Might as well mention you fucking meddlers. Other than your own business, and your minor childrens business, STFU! In support of this the Government will no longer regulate, subsidize, etc. good or bad behavior. You're on your on jackasses. Mind your own fucking business.

Trial lawyers may want to find a new profession, because upon taking the oath I'm fucking them up.

More after I google fake porn pics of Bristol Palin.
Listen Paco, don't get all cranky just because I had to wake you from your siesta. If you want to be president of upstanding white folks like me, you're going to have to put down the frijoles and work on your response time.

I refer you to the post above. Specifically my campaign slogan:

BATBOY 2012! A Hottie in every house; making you a sandwich and fetching you a beer!

I'm running on the issues that count.

BTW- Not even worried about the female vote; despite my plans for disenfranchising women. I'm already getting millions of calls from women asking me if they're pretty enough to stay in the USA. My ravishing good looks, bad boy ways, and their ingrained biological need for affirmation and or acceptance will be their undoing.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:19 am

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:20 am

Ask away.

Rest assured, a BatBoy presidency would have already turned Benghazi into a smoldering pile of rubble. Right after the public drawing and quartering of the captured islamic suspects. Unlike the current regime trying to cover up their incompetence, a BatBoy presidency would have secured the scene the very same day and started to work on enacting revenge in spades.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:03 am

California-- what should the nation do?

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:04 am

Turdacious wrote:California-- what should the nation do?

Sit back and watch it burn!

Andy83 · Post by **Andy83** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:25 am

Mr. BatBoy. What should candidate Romney do to keep Obumbler on the ropes in the next debates? Should he worry about respecting the "office of the president" or just knock the motherfucking incompetent bastard's teeth down his throat and kick him in the nuts?

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:13 pm

Andy,

I'm an all in kind of guy; I'd recommend a repeat of last weeks curb stomping.

After my election I would refuse to participate in debates as they are organized today. I would demand any future debates be a combination of questions and answers and physical combat. 5 minute rounds of each should really liven up the debates.

Andy83 · Post by **Andy83** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:59 pm

BB That sounds like a plan. Any weapons in the physical part?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:05 pm

Batboy2/75 wrote:Andy,

I'm an all in kind of guy; I'd recommend a repeat of last weeks curb stomping.

After my election I would refuse to participate in debates as they are organized today. I would demand any future debates be a combination of questions and answers and physical combat. 5 minute rounds of each should really liven up the debates.

15 minute debates? I can deal with that.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:49 am

Andy79 wrote:BB That sounds like a plan. Any weapons in the physical part?

No weapons, just me beating my opponents senseless.

Andy83 · Post by **Andy83** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:20 am

Batboy2/75 wrote:
Andy79 wrote:BB That sounds like a plan. Any weapons in the physical part?

No weapons, just me beating my opponents senseless.

Shouldn't be difficult. They're all pretty much senseless to begin with.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:04 am

You've got my vote over either of the main stream niggers, President-elect BatBoy!

IGX

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