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The only crappy thing about this episode is that some major character is gonna get kilt. Has to.
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Not necessarily. Could be the CIA keeps him under surveillance. Personally, I think the black CIA dude is going to want to go after Brody but will run it by the VP who will stop it b/c it would make him look bad politically.Grandpa's Spells wrote:The only crappy thing about this episode is that some major character is gonna get kilt. Has to.
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I'm bleeding from the ass right now because I stuffed both fists inside myself after that episode. I fucking forgot all about that message on the disc and then the disappearance of that disc. Now Saul has seen it and he knows that Carrie was right all along and she's not lost her edge. It's really going to be interesting to see how they'll work this. As previously mentioned maybe a major character i.e. Saul gets zapped. That would be crazy but possible. But don't forget, we've still got a mole out there and I think whoever that is they're going to make that disc disappear. Maybe we'll get to see exactly what's up with Saul...maybe he's the mole.
They were stretching things a bit...c'mon a junior congressman regardless of whether he's being considered for VP invited into a room full of joint chiefs and he's allowed to have a cell phone? Let alone it can beam a signal out? Hummm. I'll be out for awhile...have to got to the hospital to get my ass stitched up.
They were stretching things a bit...c'mon a junior congressman regardless of whether he's being considered for VP invited into a room full of joint chiefs and he's allowed to have a cell phone? Let alone it can beam a signal out? Hummm. I'll be out for awhile...have to got to the hospital to get my ass stitched up.
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Yeah, I thought it was kinda weak how he took his cell phone and it actually worked in that room, let alone him being all new to Congress.
What I can't wrap my head around is how big of a web this whole show is.
I'm going to find out how to watch this show on my iPad, then hook up that fleshlight thing and may never go out in public again.
What I can't wrap my head around is how big of a web this whole show is.
I'm going to find out how to watch this show on my iPad, then hook up that fleshlight thing and may never go out in public again.
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I keep wondering if Shape make the back of his jeans worse than they already were...Wait what!?
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So what's happened to my Homeland bros? All fair weather friends? This last episode was so insane it caused me to go into convulsions and then I shit out a golden egg. But alas upon further inspection it was just some aluminum foil I must have eaten accidently when I was a little drunk. But at any rate...they have taken this down a path I don't think any of us could have foreseen. So now what? Are they gonna waterboard a sitting congressman and not tell anyone then just drop him off at home when they're done? They need to be careful or the suspension of disbelief is going to get stretched too thin.
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I'm technically in the first of two moves in a 6 day period, so I'm a little behind.
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So wrong, awesome!Grandpa's Spells wrote:The only crappy thing about this episode is that some major character is gonna get kilt. Has to.
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Well shit Baff, sorry if I gave some stuff away. But it's awesome.
I'm two behind on Boardwalk...I'll catch up prolly tomorrow.
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the only thing i don't like about this show is that the nudity has trickled off to nothing!
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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One of these fuckers needs a claw hammer....Head, groin doesn't matter...Good guy bad guy doesn't matter. And titties we need titties 

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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dana with the sick burn on the veep! i dig that mouthy lil' bitch.
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That's right...I forgot about that. Remember the fucking hot chick that was getting drilled in the ass by the arab dude then was later killed for her necklace...we need more of that.sanchezero wrote:the only thing i don't like about this show is that the nudity has trickled off to nothing!
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there is only one possible way the plot can go:
they download contact info from brody's cell phone, haul in the muslim journalist/blogger, and then she and clare danes go ass to ass, a la requiem for a dream.
after that, who gives a shit?
they download contact info from brody's cell phone, haul in the muslim journalist/blogger, and then she and clare danes go ass to ass, a la requiem for a dream.
after that, who gives a shit?
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i am a little surprised that they haven't already IDed brody as the guy that tipped nasir and laid out his whole timeline/route/etc from his phone records. that's real life, right? not just some CSI enhance-enhance bullshit?
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I'm all caught up now. And seriously, seriously fucking chubbed out. My run this afternoon is going to be awkward.
Working on Homeland and Dexter. Aside from getting shit unpacked and, you know, working... fuck me I'm a loser.
Working on Homeland and Dexter. Aside from getting shit unpacked and, you know, working... fuck me I'm a loser.
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baffled wrote: I'm a loser.
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Is Homeland a gay bar? I didn't read the thread.
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Not yet, but with the fapping that i'm sure is going on over Mandy Patinkin, it may be a themed bar for tha kweers. Spells will be working the door.Ed Zachary wrote:Is Homeland a gay bar? I didn't read the thread.
I'm all about crazy motherfucking Claire Danes.
What's with the rest of you dick licking assholes? I finally get caught up, and nobody's commenting on the last two episodes? The second to last one that had ~10 minutes of the best television of all time?
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Do you faggots have jobs or something?
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Yes. And the only thing I can think to keep posting is "holy fuck!"
Quinn is a prick, but I hope he lives.
Quinn is a prick, but I hope he lives.
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Seriously. That guy's character is rad.Jezebel Jones wrote:Yes. And the only thing I can think to keep posting is "holy fuck!"
Quinn is a prick, but I hope he lives.
How insane was the interrogation? Legendary. Right?
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"I want you to leave your wife and kids for me." It was pretty crazy/awesome. I think the TWOP write up I read said it best:baffled wrote:Seriously. That guy's character is rad.Jezebel Jones wrote:Yes. And the only thing I can think to keep posting is "holy fuck!"
Quinn is a prick, but I hope he lives.
How insane was the interrogation? Legendary. Right?
The righteous anger and concern that Carrie showed last week about this subject -- her utter confusion and rage that the man she loves could love a man that took so much from him, and that's poised to take so much from everybody -- blossoms into an on-the-cuff, improv game of mental cat and mouse: Her attempt to interrogate the truth out of Nick Brody becomes an attempt to interrogate the crazy out of Nick Brody. And she does, actually, pretty well.
While they have the Real Or Not Real, multiple-layer compartmentalized spy-identity thing in common, Carrie's never been brainwashed or radicalized or converted to a new religion. So she approaches with what she knows of him, what she knows of the betrayals of reality that madness can bring about, and an appeal to the thing they're both so desperate and thirsty for: Actual, authentic truth.
With heartbreaking compassion and some radical admissions -- "I want you to leave your wife and children for me" is just one of the insane, true sentiments she airs over the hour -- Carrie manages to break through years of Nick's conditioning. At least, enough that he turns over Roya Hammad and some details about the life and death of the Tailor (Still funny! How?) and, by episode's end, has assumed an entirely new shape.
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Indeed.
Andy Greenwald had a good take on the episode at Grantland as well: http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood ... -5-q-and-a
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Andy Greenwald had a good take on the episode at Grantland as well: http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood ... -5-q-and-a
There are a number of strong female characters on TV these days, many of whom are reverently referred to as "badasses" by the online commentariat. Yet from hacking Brienne of Tarth to slashing Michonne of Zombieland, the bulk of them are lauded mainly for doing the bloody work usually shouldered by men.....
*cough*Just renewed for a third season*cough*I was struck by how Carrie's gentle performance — and it was a performance, wasn't it? — was the opposite of swaggering masculinity: She was thoughtful, sensitive, considered. She opened up her own heart before unlocking Brody's cuffs. She flirted and teased him; she pushed then pulled back. Carrie stripped away Abu Nazir's deceits and manipulations a layer at a time, leaving Brody weeping and increasingly exposed. At times, her words and actions flitted between maternal and sexual in strange and surprising ways: practically nursing him with a water bottle before taking his hand and urging him on to a truthful climax. Afterward, she patted his head; he'd been a good boy. Unlike The Master, this wasn't an intractable war of wills; it ended in a peaceful, haunted surrender. "All dead," Brody whispered like a ghost, although he hasn't joined them yet. He's still alive, just emptied.
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Had to avoid the thread because I was two episodes behind. I am totally blown away again. Masterful performances all around and the gunbattle scene was so unexpected I spontaneously sneezed, hurled, shit my pants, and came all at the same time. Carrie's conversation with Brody on honesty and the freedom that telling the truth provides was very well done.