The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?

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The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?

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I hadn't had LOA in regular rotation since a year or so after Broken Valley came out. It was a good record and all, but LOA were always that band that I'd lose and then rediscover again later on, often with a new perspective.

Was thinking about them earlier today and looked the up on Wikipedia, and read what I've copied below. LMAO I thought it was an elaborate joke, but NOPE, it's true.

Blows my mind.
In July 2011, after performing for more than twenty years as a man, Caputo announced plans to transition from male to female and began referring to herself with female pronouns.[3][4] Now known as Mina Caputo, she does not mind when fans continue to refer to her as Keith.[3]

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Allways knew they were fags. [-X

They allways came off to me as an unholy union between Bio-Hazzard and Alice in Chains.


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I liked the tune "River Runs Red", but I couldn't ever get into all that whiny "why me" bullshit.
I'm not surprised at all.

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I don't know what it is about that Doom & Gloom stuff. I seem to gravitate towards it sometimes. Crowbar is one of my favorite bands. Listened to them for years. Nowadays it's Katatonia, too.

Though I don't think any of the guys from either of those bands will be getting their dicks cut off and flipped inside-out anytime soon (and thank the Good, Sweet LORD for that).

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I'm semi-surprised that neither Proto nor EZ have posted "Would!" yet.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:I'm semi-surprised that neither Proto nor EZ have posted "Would!" yet.
Maybe this might help-

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What's her Fran time?
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I don't know but I guarantee it'll improve by at-least a couple of minutes once the penis is removed.

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tough old man wrote: Sarina
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If you're ever curious as to why I don't get shitfaced at strange bars and bring girls home.... ^^THAT^^.

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Domino Presley could cause that problem too.
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tough old man wrote:Domino Presley could cause that problem too.
My dating pool just whittled it's self down to the lobbies of reputable gynecologist's offices. And even then, we're going in the back for a thorough exam before any numbers are exchanged.

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I don't know. "Life of Agony", lead by a woman. Should make perfect sense to most of you.

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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
tough old man wrote: Sarina
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If you're ever curious as to why I don't get shitfaced at strange bars and bring girls home.... ^^THAT^^.

Was'nt (s)he on SAMCROW last night?




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TOM's posts are definite WOULD. The manbearpig that Aggie posted is a WOULD NOT.

And I also believe the lead singer for Against Me is getting his dangly bits lopped off as well.
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Ed Zachary wrote:TOM's posts are definite WOULD. The manbearpig that Aggie posted is a WOULD NOT.

And I also believe the lead singer for Against Me is getting his dangly bits lopped off as well.
Whew, heard from EZ. Has Proto been able to post since this thread showed up?
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Terry B. wrote:
Whew, heard from EZ. Has Proto been able to post since this thread showed up?
I've been working a lot of hours and so sleeping a lot in turn so not as much time to post. But I appreciate your concern.

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You know. Every now and then, I forget how fucked up all of you are.

Then threads like this happen.
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baffled wrote:You know. Every now and then, I forget how fucked up all of you are.

Then threads like this happen.
Says the nigger flirting with Terry B. and Proto on the Terryfetish thread.

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Ed Zachary wrote:
baffled wrote:You know. Every now and then, I forget how fucked up all of you are.

Then threads like this happen.
Says the nigger flirting with Terry B. and Proto on the Terryfetish thread.
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
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Ed Zachary wrote:TOM's posts are definite WOULD. The manbearpig that Aggie posted is a WOULD NOT.

And I also believe the lead singer for Against Me is getting his dangly bits lopped off as well.
You are correct!

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baffled wrote:
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
Don't act like you didn't like it. You're a 1/4 nip so you're a 1/4 pervert minimum.


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Ed Zachary wrote:
baffled wrote:
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
Don't act like you didn't like it. You're a 1/4 nip so you're a 1/4 pervert minimum.
1/8, luv.
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Terry B. wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
baffled wrote:
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
Don't act like you didn't like it. You're a 1/4 nip so you're a 1/4 pervert minimum.
1/8, luv.
Damn it. Twice as much of a perv. Wait. What?
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P.I.S.S. = PEOPLE INTO SICK SHIT.

That's us! :rock:




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