The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:51 pm

DARTH wrote:P.I.S.S. = PEOPLE INTO SICK SHIT.

That's us!

Nice Garm reference.

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:17 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:TOM's posts are definite WOULD. The manbearpig that Aggie posted is a WOULD NOT.

And I also believe the lead singer for Against Me is getting his dangly bits lopped off as well.

Wait, so you're not just attracted to manly looking chicks, but to ACTUAL COCK? smh

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:43 pm

Herv100 wrote:
Wait, so you're not just attracted to manly looking chicks, but to ACTUAL COCK? smh

Hot chicks with dicks

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:17 pm

Turdacious wrote:
DARTH wrote:P.I.S.S. = PEOPLE INTO SICK SHIT.

That's us!
Nice Garm reference.

Years before I heard of Garm.

That was on the wall at Malevolent Creation's rehearsal space and the name of a side project of local Thrash and Death metal musicians in So Fla.back in the late 80s.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:41 pm

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 6:53 pm

DARTH wrote:Was'nt (s)he on SAMCROW last night?

No, that was Shane from The Shield.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:27 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:
Herv100 wrote:
Wait, so you're not just attracted to manly looking chicks, but to ACTUAL COCK? smh
Hot chicks with dicks

"Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame." -Randal Graves

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:51 pm

T-girl or thick girls thread?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:55 pm

'sup bros

EZ, what's shakin?

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:00 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:
baffled wrote:
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
Don't act like you didn't like it. You're a 1/4 nip so you're a 1/4 pervert minimum.

Shut up

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:05 am

baffled wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
baffled wrote:
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
Don't act like you didn't like it. You're a 1/4 nip so you're a 1/4 pervert minimum.
Shut up

Don't be like that baby.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:46 am

This gives me an idea... Tranny Roulette!

Any takers? The game is easy!

1. Imagine you're at a hip, trendy bar with a bunch of your jackass friends
2. You've done 8 or 9 shots of Hornitos, and you're feeling good
3. You notice that not one, not two but all of the ladies below are looking you up and down, making doe eyes at you
4. But OH NO! You can only go home with one! So which one do you chat up and take home....

...one of them has a cock.

1:

2:

3:

4:

5:

I guaran-damn-tee you, one of these beauties has a cock! Which one would be your booze-besotten pick?

I'll reveal the grand prize winner (winners?) in a couple of days....

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:12 am

And by one, you mean all of them?

Really guys, the enthusiasm in this thread is kind of a major buzz kill. Y'all won the gayer than 30 guys fucking 20 guys and a couple of farm animals thread contest. Well, except for EZ, but he's manly enough to pull it off. Everything is his bitch.

However, I do support free speech and homosexuals so carry on.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:15 am

Pipe down fatty.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:16 am

syaigh wrote:And by one, you mean all of them?

Really guys, the enthusiasm in this thread is kind of a major buzz kill. Y'all won the gayer than 30 guys fucking 20 guys and a couple of farm animals thread contest. Well, except for EZ, but he's manly enough to pull it off. Everything is his bitch.

However, I do support free speech and homosexuals so carry on.

No, seriously, only one of them has a cock.... That right there has to at-least take away 5 of those 20 guys.

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:18 am

Fat Cat wrote:Pipe down fatty.

You hurt my feelings.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:22 am

Sorry babe.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:22 am

Ed Zachary wrote:
baffled wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
baffled wrote:
I'm sorry for somehow getting into the weirdest back and forth I've seen on here since you and BD argued over who's the top wearing the meat suit.
Don't act like you didn't like it. You're a 1/4 nip so you're a 1/4 pervert minimum.
Shut up
Don't be like that baby.

The truth hurts and sometimes I lash out.

I'm going with #5 btw.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:24 am

You know syaigh, you can play too! And it's like, if you pick the one with a dick, you wouldn't have to be involved in any of that lesbian stuff if you're not into that sort of thing. The odds are a lot ... *ahem* ... longer in your favor, than they are, in ours

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:26 am

Let the record reflect, after a conversation about Italian Neo-Realism, the escalating situation in the Middle East, and -oddly enough- his admiration for Nelson Mandella, and of course many a

#5 is going home with baffled!

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:46 am

5 is the only girl worth considering.

Proto, EZ, 4 looks like a decent "girl" for either of you.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:03 am

Terry B. just whacked-down a bunch of Saki Bombs with #5 a little while ago and now he's hammering his foot down on the Go!-pedal of his Lotus Elise, with #5 sitting comfortably in the passenger seat, asking coyly if he's into "road head" and they're tear-assing back to his penthouse bachelor pad at 125 mph. YOLO!

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:19 am

#4 is a feint #2 has the cock.

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:26 am

If I've had 8 shots nobodys getting any...
They all 5 are very beautiful and I'm sure wonderful ladies.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:31 am

Number 4 looks like Pinocchio, man or woman doesn't matter

IGX

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