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We cat-sat a neighbor's Siamese once while they were on holidays.

Day One of staying at our place he goes out and comes back with this huge fuckin' Norwegian rat in his jaws, sitting nicely on the porch, clearly offering it as a present.

When it was clear we wouldn't let him in with it, he gave the cat equivalent of a shrug and ate it himself on the porch.

Andy79 wrote:I had a very smart Tonkanese once that would catch a mouse or bird, bite the top of its head off, suck out the brain and leave the rest on the porch. I think eating the brain only was why he was so smart.

When prey is plentiful, hawks only eat the brains of their prey. We had tons of decapitated bunnies and squirrels in our yard in NJ.

What's wrong with the other 2/3 of house cats that don't kill smaller animals?

Pinky wrote:What's wrong with the other 2/3 of house cats that don't kill smaller animals?

They probably just kept it on the down low while under surveillance. My old cat Hank was a lazy sumbitch, slept in the flower boxes to bat at humming birds. I'm not sure I saw that cat awake during his entire tenure but he still racked up a body count.

Pinky wrote:What's wrong with the other 2/3 of house cats that don't kill smaller animals?

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When I lived in SOuthern CA I had a cat named Tigger. Yeah, the kids when they were young little shits named him Tigger. So what?

Anywho, Tigger was a fucking killing machine. My front yard was a macabre scene of death and horror every morning. He easily killed 2 kangaroo rats, or whatever passes for rodents in that area, every fucking night. He'd eat the tasty parts and leave the rest of the dismembered and disemboweled corpses scattered across the front lawn.

Our new Cat, Wally is still a Kitten, but he's tripping down the same death highway as Tigger. Yeah, I've got to stop the kids from naming the cats.

Little bastard ambushes me every fucking morning, just as I'm heading down the stairs. While he hasn't killed anything bigger than grasshoppers, he extremely interested in the birds and rabbits he sees in the backyard. I caught him several times stalking birds. It's only a matter of time before the horror begins. I bet there is a connection between a cats name and if it's a stone cold killer. Just a hunch, but I bet dollars to donuts that a lot of these serial killer cats are named tinkerbell, snowball etc.

My current slut of a fat ass cat Tigger is murderous.
Muskrats. Big ass ones.
& my wife had her declawed due to shredding of the furniture and love of the cat.