The lead vocalist for Life of Agony is now a female!?

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#1 just climbed up on the bar, took what was left of her top off, and twirled it around in the air whilst yelling "BODY SHOTS!"

...she's just out of a 30 day stint at a posh "treatment facility," where she was sent after a nasty binge on prescription pills and cocaine after she caught her former fiancee -a successful children's orthodontist- en flagrant delicto with his supple, 20-something dental hygienist, which culminated in an intervention.

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Did anyone see the crying game?
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baffled wrote:Did anyone see the crying game?
No, but I saw the Avengers.
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Where are we at on this one?
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tough old man wrote:Where are we at on this one?

It was .... Drumroll please ....

NUMBER 4!!!!

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that was a real brain buster

you're telling me that the only one that looks like a man, has a penis?

color me surprithed!
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protobuilder wrote:that was a real brain buster

you're telling me that the only one that looks like a man, has a penis?

color me surprithed!

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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:
It was .... Drumroll please ....

NUMBER 4!!!!
That's what I said.
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Fuck! I figured 4 as a ringer and obvious feint.

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Ed Zachary wrote:Fuck! I figured 4 as a ringer and obvious feint.
That's actually why I picked that, specific she-male! For the "obvious ringer" potential. Of course, like most I my plans it fucking backfired, pretty-much. But Hell, some laughs were still had. At it gave me a good idea for a new Reality TV Gameshow to shop around to networks...


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Ed Zachary wrote:Fuck! I figured 4 as a ringer and obvious feint.
yeah, sure.

you picked 4 knowing you'd take one up the keister but hoping it'd give you plausible deniability

I like your style, EZ

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