Is he out of his fucking mind!?

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:Hell I worry about my big dog accidentally hurting someone, I can only imagine what it'd be like to have a fucking grizzly in the house.
Bad news for Jehovah's Witnesses, that's for sure.
And can you imagine what happens if a burglar/thief has the misfortune to pick this guy's house?

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Abandoned by Wolves wrote:And can you imagine what happens if a burglar/thief has the misfortune to pick this guy's house?
The bear eats the burglar, we have a five page thread about it and animal services puts the animals down.
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Terry B. wrote:
Abandoned by Wolves wrote:And can you imagine what happens if a burglar/thief has the misfortune to pick this guy's house?
The bear eats the burglar, we have a five page thread about it and animal services puts the animals down.
No.

If the bear eats burglar then the cops go to kill the bear. Owner barricades himself in his house with the bear and family. 24 hour news story. 3 hours after running out of doughnuts, cops shoot the wife, pepper spray the owner to death. Bear does the smart thing, coming out, lying on front with hands behind him. Cops beat him but he lives, does his time, gets a book deal, but ends up drinking it away dying in relative obscurity.
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Terry B. wrote:
Abandoned by Wolves wrote:And can you imagine what happens if a burglar/thief has the misfortune to pick this guy's house?
The bear eats the burglar, we have a five page thread about it and animal services puts the animals down.
No.

If the bear eats burglar then the cops go to kill the bear. Owner barricades himself in his house with the bear and family. 24 hour news story. 3 hours after running out of doughnuts, cops shoot the wife, pepper spray the owner to death. Bear does the smart thing, coming out, lying on front with hands behind him. Cops beat him but he lives, does his time, gets a book deal, but ends up drinking it away dying in relative obscurity.
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What if you get in a fight with the bear and the bear pulls guard?
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Turdacious wrote:What if you get in a fight with the bear and the bear pulls guard?
Look to pass then ground and pound. You idiot.
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Terry B. wrote:
Abandoned by Wolves wrote:And can you imagine what happens if a burglar/thief has the misfortune to pick this guy's house?
The bear eats the burglar, we have a five page thread about it and animal services puts the animals down.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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