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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Episode VII? I'm still wounded from what Lucas did to Darth Vader in Revenge of the Sith. UNFUCKINGFORGIVABLE.

An I don't see Disney doing any better with the franchise.

Episode I sucked, but I thought Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith kicked total ass.
What is this #7 shit even supposed to be about?
...and for the Donald Maul toy, Lucas said something somewhere along the lines of "I'm not a film maker, I market toys".

I thought the back-and-forth with the "love story" between Padme and Anakin was total horseshit. What a fucking pussy. What a complete and utter bitch-boy he was! She immasculated him at every turn and he walked around half the time looking wounded and sullen and the other half of the time he was hot-dogging around like a 13 year-old showing off. RUBBISH!

Now, I'm not calling bullshit on your opinion that the flick kicked total ass. Because frankly, the special effects were fucking amazing, the fight between Palpatine and Yoda (I feel) bested some of the greatest standoffs of modern, special-effects-laden cinema- like Morpheus and Neo's duel in the Matrix (awesome scene in it's own right), and other such details YES, they did indeed kick ass.

But COMETHEFUCK ON! I'm a Jiu Jitsu white belt and I could have kicked Anakin/Vader's ass! Anakin/Vader with no cock and balls equals faggotry.

I grew up looking up to Darth Vader. That bullshit ruined it for me.

On this I am going to defend Lucas. Because if you were really into Vader, Lucas both in the films and publicly hinted at (and took no issue when Joseph Campbell nailed it) Anakin Skywalker was a disturbed, emotionally stunted individual and for all his balls and abilities his emotions and his ego got the better of him.

Just like real 22 year olds with alot of ability and reknown.

Add the fact that he started life as a fucking slave and for all his Jedi powers, he was too busy solving everyone else's problems to be there when his mother needed him.

Fuck all if he was going to let that happen to his wife and child.

I think Lucas did a good job in showing this while still keeping it something most kids could go see, just as he hads that balance with 4,5 and 6.

I actually want to see someone redo them all , in order, starting in about 10 or so years. Then they can make sure Luke is the badass on film that he would have been.

But now it could all work out for the best or it's game over. I was hoping he was the kind that would turn it over to his kids or an understudy.

DARTH wrote:

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Episode VII? I'm still wounded from what Lucas did to Darth Vader in Revenge of the Sith. UNFUCKINGFORGIVABLE.

An I don't see Disney doing any better with the franchise.

Episode I sucked, but I thought Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith kicked total ass.
What is this #7 shit even supposed to be about?
...and for the Donald Maul toy, Lucas said something somewhere along the lines of "I'm not a film maker, I market toys".

I thought the back-and-forth with the "love story" between Padme and Anakin was total horseshit. What a fucking pussy. What a complete and utter bitch-boy he was! She immasculated him at every turn and he walked around half the time looking wounded and sullen and the other half of the time he was hot-dogging around like a 13 year-old showing off. RUBBISH!

Now, I'm not calling bullshit on your opinion that the flick kicked total ass. Because frankly, the special effects were fucking amazing, the fight between Palpatine and Yoda (I feel) bested some of the greatest standoffs of modern, special-effects-laden cinema- like Morpheus and Neo's duel in the Matrix (awesome scene in it's own right), and other such details YES, they did indeed kick ass.

But COMETHEFUCK ON! I'm a Jiu Jitsu white belt and I could have kicked Anakin/Vader's ass! Anakin/Vader with no cock and balls equals faggotry.

I grew up looking up to Darth Vader. That bullshit ruined it for me.

On this I am going to defend Lucas. Because if you were really into Vader, Lucas both in the films and publicly hinted at (and took no issue when Joseph Campbell nailed it) Anakin Skywalker was a disturbed, emotionally stunted individual and for all his balls and abilities his emotions and his ego got the better of him.

Just like real 22 year olds with alot of ability and reknown.

Add the fact that he started life as a fucking slave and for all his Jedi powers, he was too busy solving everyone else's problems to be there when his mother needed him.

Fuck all if he was going to let that happen to his wife and child.

I think Lucas did a good job in showing this while still keeping it something most kids could go see, just as he hads that balance with 4,5 and 6.

I actually want to see someone redo them all , in order, starting in about 10 or so years. Then they can make sure Luke is the badass on film that he would have been.

But now it could all work out for the best or it's game over. I was hoping he was the kind that would turn it over to his kids or an understudy.

Well he didn't have to write him so whiney :-(

I'd have preferred an upset child growing into a more Hannibal Lecter type of "disturbed."

I liked the remake too:

Turdacious wrote:

I liked the remake too:

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Luke was the biggest fag in the family.
http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images ... tation.ogg

The evil filmic empire Disney has announced that it has vanquished fellow evildoers Lucasfilm in a bid to trample the dreams of children and middle aged men underfoot more regularly and effectively than before.

A treaty of surrender was signed in nerd’s blood by Lucas and Disney’s current Emperor, Robert Iger.

‘The takeover will allow us to pursue even more desperate licensing opportunities, such as Jedi-insulin and R2-D2-shaped feminine hygiene products’ said Mr Iger, addressing a blank blue screen woodenly.

Under the terms of the invasion, Lucas will retain a consultancy role from his bottle dungeon at Disneyland.

Going on for about three quarters of an hour too long, the in-house Disneyland torturer told reporters that Mr Lucas was looking forward to the franchise further tarnishing fans’ sacred memories.

The first fruits of the evil takeover: Star Wars VII – The Search for a Credible Paternity Test, will hit cinemas in March 2014.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/11/02/e ... -memories/