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Ed Zachary wrote:

Turdacious wrote:

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I bought the wife a locket sometime back, not super expensive just a silver locket, and I told her to put something in it, you know like a little picture or some such shit. Well she never did. I was clipping my toe nails one morning and I kinda let them get long, well not like Andy but you know...anyway I thought it'd be some funny shit to put them in that locket. Well, I did but I forgot about it. Who knows how much time went by and one Saturday night we go over to some friends for a little party and all the chicks are in the dining room and all the guys are in the living room watching something...a football game I think and we hear this scream come from all the women in the dining room and the wife comes out fucking pissed. She wore that locket and one of the wives was all, oh that's such a pretty locket, what do you have in it? And the wife said nothing as the chick was opening it up and here falls out these toe nails that look like mini bear claws...then there was a half hour conversation on why someone would do something like that. No one was really helping me out on this so guys as a public service from me to you although it sounds funny check that impulse cause it will get thrown in your face that you are sick.

Turdacious wrote:This thread needs a story:

I bought the wife a locket sometime back, not super expensive just a silver locket, and I told her to put something in it, you know like a little picture or some such shit. Well she never did. I was clipping my toe nails one morning and I kinda let them get long, well not like Andy but you know...anyway I thought it'd be some funny shit to put them in that locket. Well, I did but I forgot about it. Who knows how much time went by and one Saturday night we go over to some friends for a little party and all the chicks are in the dining room and all the guys are in the living room watching something...a football game I think and we hear this scream come from all the women in the dining room and the wife comes out fucking pissed. She wore that locket and one of the wives was all, oh that's such a pretty locket, what do you have in it? And the wife said nothing as the chick was opening it up and here falls out these toe nails that look like mini bear claws...then there was a half hour conversation on why someone would do something like that. No one was really helping me out on this so guys as a public service from me to you although it sounds funny check that impulse cause it will get thrown in your face that you are sick.