Hail Satan?

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:46 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/police-pastor-nor ... 01203.html

A North Texas pastor was killed Monday by an attacker who rammed a car into a church wall, chased the pastor and beat him with an electric guitar, police said

What the fuck?! Over.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:49 pm

Sounds like he deserved it

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:50 pm

It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:57 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Sounds like he deserved it

My leading theories so far...

1. The Good Rev. Doctor stuck his hands down somebody's pants at some point, and now that somebody grew up and discovered that the only thing harder than a nigger's skull is an electric guitar.
2. The annointed pastor broke up with his music loving down low lover, and the spurned cock lover set out to prove that the only thing that sucks harder than his own saucer lips is getting beat to death with an electric guitar.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:06 pm

At least he died doing what he loved.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:08 pm

The suspect died shortly after being taken into custody? This story has a lot more than the Yahoo! story is saying.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:19 pm

Probably went a little something like:

"THIS ONE'S FOR PETE TOWNSHEND, MOTHERFUCKER!"

...

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:29 pm

Terry B. wrote:The suspect died shortly after being taken into custody? This story has a lot more than the Yahoo! story is saying.

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:58 pm

This is why guitars don't belong in church. Or any musical instruments, for that matter.

snatch grip · Post by **snatch grip** » Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:29 pm

Norman Greenbaum would be appalled.

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:40 pm

snatch grip wrote:Norman Greenbaum would be appalled.

Anytime you can drop a Norman Greenbaum reference, do it.
=D>

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:42 pm

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:51 am

Turdacious wrote:
Terry B. wrote:The suspect died shortly after being taken into custody? This story has a lot more than the Yahoo! story is saying.

Is the guy supposed to be a comedian or is that a kind of drunken rant?

IGX

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