Finnish film about the real Santa Claus who is a huge fucking monster with goat horns, encased in ice and sealed in a mountain. His elves are bad ass old men who look like dirty ass naked mall Santas.
It's rated R for naked old men, violence, and language but my kids loved it. Yeah I'm a bad parent.
The movie was originally a short film put out as an inter office kind of thing at a film company.
Here's the first short film
Here's the second one they put out as a safety film
And the trailer for the movie
It was good fun and my kids loved that the hunter's son was a prominent character and kind of badass at the end.
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
Moderator: Dux
-
Topic author - Lifetime IGer
- Posts: 14137
- Joined: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:32 am
- Location: GAWD'S Country
- Contact:
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
Southern Hospitality Is Aggressive Hospitality
Re: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
I saw this movie in the theater last Christmas and it was awesome as hell.
See it nigz!
See it nigz!

-
- Lifetime IGer
- Posts: 21247
- Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:54 am
- Location: Upon the eternal throne of the great Republic of Turdistan
Re: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
This review cannot be improved on.T200 wrote:I saw this movie in the theater last Christmas and it was awesome as hell.
See it nigz!
Now streaming on Netflix.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
-
- Top
- Posts: 1619
- Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:57 am
Re: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
Watched it last Xmas...good shit.
-
- Lifetime IGer
- Posts: 21281
- Joined: Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:26 pm
Re: Elite Garbage
Saw this on Netflix. Pretty damn good
-
- Lifetime IGer
- Posts: 19098
- Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:39 pm
Re: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
EZ way out in front on this one...it's no Trollhunter but wicked funny and smart.
"He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that." JS Mill