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For scuba divers off Seattle’s Cove 2, one of the coolest sightings they might fortunate enough to enjoy is that of a giant Pacific octopus, an intelligent and mysterious creature that is a master of disguise.

And apparently, one of the most uncool acts is to capture and kill one of these remarkable creatures at Cove 2, especially while other scuba divers are present.

That’s what Dylan Miller, 19, did during a recent dive, and the episode went viral, with critics surfacing on dive sites, blogs and social media platforms, hammering Miller even though he had a fishing license and did not violate any laws.
Divers were so enraged that they created a petition to “Save the GPO” from being harvested in the region, as the giant Pacific octopus is regarded as an icon of the Pacific Northwest.

The Daily Mail in the U.K. quoted witness Bob Bailey as saying, “It’s just not done. It’s bad form. Even if you can do it, you shouldn’t do it.”

The giant Pacific octopus is the world’s largest octopus. The largest known specimen measured 30 feet across.

The mollusks are known for their ability to change colors and blend with their surroundings, and for their intelligence. Captive specimens have learned to open jars and solve puzzles.
Mayer told the Seattle Times that he punched the giant mollusk because it had wrapped its arms around his mask, nose and mouth. (State law mandates that the only way octopuses can be harvested is by hand, an extreme challenge when that specimen weighs 80 pounds.)
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You might want to change the thread title-- it sounds like something NSFW that I really don't want to see.

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Fighting a giant octopus with your fists. It just doesn't get any more manly than that.
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If the challenger agreed to tie four of his arms behind his back, then we can talk about getting in the ring together.


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Imagine throwing a 30' diameter octopus out on the ice during a hockey game!
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Andy79 wrote:Imagine throwing a 30' diameter octopus out on the ice during a hockey game!
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(State law mandates that the only way octopuses can be harvested is by hand, an extreme challenge when that specimen weighs 80 pounds.)
Fighting a giant octopus with your fists. It just doesn't get any more manly than that.
I could see a lot going wrong 40' down.
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Cove 2 is apparently about 130 feet deep. Hugely popular dive spot.
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tough old man wrote:
(State law mandates that the only way octopuses can be harvested is by hand, an extreme challenge when that specimen weighs 80 pounds.)
Fighting a giant octopus with your fists. It just doesn't get any more manly than that.
I could see a lot going wrong 40' down.
That's what makes it manly. It's like the cover art from 1950s mag Man's Life.



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Andy79 wrote:Imagine throwing a 30' diameter octopus out on the ice during a hockey game!
ATTA BOY ANDY!!!!!
That's what I was thinking but we're talking the Pacific NW not Detroit sadly enough.
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