That little girl from Spy Kids has sure grown up

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That little girl from Spy Kids has sure grown up

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Holy moly!

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Wow.

Cleaner, I see nothing but a frog in an ice cube.

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Mickey O'neil wrote:I see nothing but a frog in an ice cube.
Me too. It's giving me a boner.

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They're making a sequel to Machete?

I'm glad every actor in Hollywood who has a beaner somewhere in their family tree is going to get some work out of this, but FUCKING HELL the first one sucked.

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Dude, Charlie Sheen is going to play POTUS.

Kaz is right though. Everyone who is Mexican or similarly brown is in this movie.
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The fuck is wrong with you Kaz? Machete was awesome. There's no way you walked into that movie thinking you were going to get anything other than cheesy violence and T&A.
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Fuzzy Dunlop wrote:The fuck is wrong with you Kaz? Machete was awesome. There's no way you walked into that movie thinking you were going to get anything other than cheesy violence and T&A.
I love me some Trejo, but it just didn't do it for me.

It went too far in some directions, and not far enough in others.

Hard to explain. Couldn't figure out if they wanted to be a grindhouse homage, tongue in cheek comedy, or statement on the plight of Mexicans.

It was like watching Spy Kids with a lot more blood and titties and Steven Seagal...bleh.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Fuzzy Dunlop wrote:The fuck is wrong with you Kaz? Machete was awesome. There's no way you walked into that movie thinking you were going to get anything other than cheesy violence and T&A.
Couldn't figure out if they wanted to be a grindhouse homage, tongue in cheek comedy, or statement on the plight of Mexicans.
This is a valid argument
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