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"I ate at this restaurant so you don't have to."

That was the restaurant review version of this

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Another NYT conspiracy!

I'm sure Guy is weeping in between trips to the bank depositing his boatloads of cash

Guy is my favorite douchebag. But celebrity restaurants are hit or miss and a matter of taste (nyuck nyuck).

I ate at Wolfgang Puck's "Cut" in Vegas last year and we spent about $300 per head (that included drinks and wine) and I thought it was completely and utterly forgettable. I have absolutely made many, many better steaks in my own home done in the pan, under the broiler or on the grill and oftentimes combos of the aforementioned.

Who wants to invest in Chez Nappalicious? I'm thinking Maui for starters but can be swayed.

And sorry, but I agree with the critic that "Donkey Sauce" is fucking disgusting.

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:And sorry, but I agree with the critic that "Donkey Sauce" is fucking disgusting.

I have met Guy and he was very nice. And........Donkey Sauce sounds amazing....hot, sticky sweet, from my head to my feet.

DrDonkeyLove wrote:

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:And sorry, but I agree with the critic that "Donkey Sauce" is fucking disgusting.

I have met Guy and he was very nice. And........Donkey Sauce sounds amazing....hot, sticky sweet, from my head to my feet.

Congratulations, Doc. That makes donkey sauce sound even worse than the review did.

I ate at one of Emeril Lagasse's restaurants in New Orleans and it was honestly just alright. I had several dinners in other local establishments that were heartbreakingly delicious in that same trip.

The best food you will ever find is cooked and served at mom-and-pop, hole in the wall, local flav restaurants.

Chains and celebrity restaurants are 90% meh, and 10% dogshit.

Support your local restaurants...corporate Borg cubes can go get fucked.

I ate at Wendy's in Mt Pleasant, MI yesterday. Simply wonderful and affordable. Even got an idea there for a T shirt for women. Big block letters HOT 'N JUICY.

DrDonkeyLove wrote:

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:And sorry, but I agree with the critic that "Donkey Sauce" is fucking disgusting.

I have met Guy and he was very nice. And........Donkey Sauce sounds amazing....hot, sticky sweet, from my head to my feet.

Oh shit. http://www.irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=561756

WildGorillaMan wrote:I ate at one of Emeril Lagasse's restaurants in New Orleans and it was honestly just alright. I had several dinners in other local establishments that were heartbreakingly delicious in that same trip.

A Parkway Bakery surf & turf po-boy and sweet potato fries will make you weep tears of joy. http://www.parkwaypoorboys.com/Classic_ ... ns_LA.html

And steer clear of the Brennan family tourist traps, which can screw up brabant potatoes. How? Why?

Colin Cowherd had a decent but brief bit today about the douchiness of this critic's review.

But yes, overall Cowherd is a prick troll

Kazuya Mishima wrote:The best food you will ever find is cooked and served at mom-and-pop, hole in the wall, local flav restaurants.

Chains and celebrity restaurants are 90% meh, and 10% dogshit.

Support your local restaurants...corporate Borg cubes can go get fucked.

I go out of my way to find good local eateries in my travels. If I only ever eat at Montana's everywhere I go it doesn't feel like I went anywhere.

You mean famous people put their names on stuff, and people spend lots of money for it, even though it has no relation to the celebrity? When did this start happening???

I have to admit I like to swing by a Ted Turner's Montana Grill and have the bowl chili with extra fresh (!!) jalapenos, a side caesar salad, and a glass of vino. I've never had anything else there.

Other than that, I'm mostly allergic to chains. Did eat for free at Olive Garden and the kids love Cracker Barrel.

As far as chains go, Cracker Barrel is as good as it gets for breakfast.

Turdacious wrote:As far as chains go, Cracker Barrel is as good as it gets for breakfast.

Apparently you've never eaten at Perkins or IHOP

uppity motherfucker