Truth stranger than fiction; the Beiber castration plot

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:34 am

This would have been awesome. Horrible for the little shit, but can you imagine the news frenzy if they had pulled off this hair brained scheme?

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:51 am

I don't know who he is but I imagine for $2,500 either he is not that important or his balls are really, really small.

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:41 pm

Two unrelated things...
He looks like Vanilla Ice and that dancer in the back ground has big hands and a stout jaw.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:45 pm

Martin — who sports a Bieber tattoo on his leg — is accused of arranging for two other men to abduct and murder the singer, his bodyguard and two more unrelated victims.

Martin's gonna have a lot of fun where he's going.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:00 pm

They arrested Ruane in New York on November 20 — and discovered a newly-purchased pair of Fiskars Durasharp pruning shears in his car.

Fiskars makes quality scissors. Good on them.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:05 pm

Jezzy Bell wrote:
They arrested Ruane in New York on November 20 — and discovered a newly-purchased pair of Fiskars Durasharp pruning shears in his car.
Fiskars makes quality scissors. Good on them.

If it's a job worth doing, it's worth doing right.

CrapSammich · Post by **CrapSammich** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:47 pm

Fat Cat wrote:If it's a job worth doing, it's worth doing right.

If it's a job worth doing, it's probably worth doing wrong, too. But I think I stole that from William Burroughs.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:03 pm

In a way, we should be thankful the BEEBS is still alive

If he were dead, he'd be an icon and for the next 50 years, we'd hear how meaningful and poignant his music was and how great a contribution he made to our musical landscape

as it stands now, he's just some guy who will probably go on to star ina few movies and then fade away everywhere but in our hearts

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:27 pm

protobuilder wrote:PROTO + BEEBS 4EVA

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:56 pm

Jezzy Bell wrote:
protobuilder wrote:PROTO + BEEBS 4EVA

If I were your boyfriend...

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:05 pm

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:19 pm

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:28 pm

Batboy2/75 wrote:This would have been awesome. Horrible for the little shit, but can you imagine the news frenzy if they had pulled off this hair brained scheme?

Intentional pun, of coarse.

IGX

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