How are you spending the last night on earth?

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:51 pm

It all goes down tomorrow.

The wife and I are cooking up a pot of chili and opening a bottle of wine or 2.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:01 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:It all goes down tomorrow.

The wife and I are cooking up a pot of chili and opening a bottle of wine or 2.

I'm going to try and fuck someone at a neighborhood Christmas party.

You can read that as is, or translate it into blacking out and possibly vomiting all over someone else's family dog.

Both are likely to be true.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:09 pm

Nevermind. Just found out I'm not going to the party, so blacking out and throwing up is all I'll be doing.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:23 pm

baffled wrote:Nevermind. Just found out I'm not going to the party, so blacking out and throwing up is all I'll be doing.

Happy New Year!

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:31 pm

baffled wrote:Nevermind. Just found out I'm not going to the party, so blacking out and throwing up is all I'll be doing.

That sounds delightful.

I'll be nursing a glass of chardonnay and trying to wrap presents while saying over and over to my darling offspring: "Just go to bed. No, just go to bed. Really, just go to bed. Mommy is very very tired. If you don't go to bed, I'm calling Santa."

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:33 pm

Coaching OL (hahahah, really.)
Craft brews with my Crossfit buds.
Getting a shitty night's sleep

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:35 pm

protobuilder wrote:
baffled wrote:Nevermind. Just found out I'm not going to the party, so blacking out and throwing up is all I'll be doing.
Happy New Year!

Haven't even thought of NYE, yet.

Got an email that people are coming to my place tomorrow. I was not aware of this and already had plans (see above).

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:38 pm

Shape's wife just called, said we have a date with a Maytag and to bring some chains.
Now I'm not sure what that means but if it was anything like last time it'll be great. I guess afterward I'll see the rest of you fuckers in Hell with me.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:03 pm

Crusty if you survive have your ass out of there by 1:00 or so. And don't be fucking with my stuff. I know how much weed I have stashed so don't be trying to sample my shit.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:04 pm

I feel like I'm the only one who's not joking in this thread.

climber511 · Post by **climber511** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:06 pm

What time exactly is this happening?

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:09 pm

climber511 wrote:What time exactly is this happening?

I'm hoping before 8am Eastern, that way I don't have to go to work tomorrow morning.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:13 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
climber511 wrote:What time exactly is this happening?
I'm hoping before 8am Eastern, that way I don't have to go to work tomorrow morning.

It would really suck if you had to deal with getting fired and the end of the world on the same day.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:13 pm

climber511 wrote:What time exactly is this happening?

I'll probably vomit around 10 PM. The first time.

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:28 pm

Pinky wrote:
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
climber511 wrote:What time exactly is this happening?
I'm hoping before 8am Eastern, that way I don't have to go to work tomorrow morning.
It would really suck if you had to deal with getting fired and the end of the world on the same day.

If I got fired my wife would end my world. So it's all the same to me.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:33 pm

Shapecharge wrote:Crusty if you survive have your ass out of there by 1:00 or so. And don't be fucking with my stuff. I know how much weed I have stashed so don't be trying to sample my shit.

Not to worry Shape I wont be messin with the weed and I'll leave a couple of extra steaks in the usual place. You know just in case we do make it to another day so you can once again use your BGE you got for Father's day that hasn't been mentioned before.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:55 am

Squatting. Eating whoopee pies. Trying to convince my son he should sleep in his crib.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:05 am

I went to work.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:37 am

Going between watching Mad Men dvds, hitting facebook and talking to you Zoosexual Li-Men (and chicks, can't leave Jezzy and Syaigh.)

And finding it funny that anyone worried about this shit.

Seeing as the Conquistadors wanted to wipe out everything about the Mayan goverment and colture, there probably was a "Part 2" calander but one of Bat Boy's spic ancestors shattered it on his way to assrape another Mayan slut.

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:21 am

Well, looks like I'm heading in to work. $\:D/$

Ronald RayGun · Post by **Ronald RayGun** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:07 pm

Watching Dark Knight Rises again & most likely playing World of Warcraft. Meh.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:39 pm

Well, it turns out heaven looks exactly like central PA. At least there is internet service. My condolences to those who didn't pass the screening. Enjoy Hoboken.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:24 pm

Wait, I thought it ended tonight? I stayed sober last night to black out tonight, and I almost missed this shit?

Fuck everything.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:01 pm

Ronald RayGun · Post by **Ronald RayGun** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:39 pm

He hungers!

IGX

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