Spent 5 hours yesterday next to some huge fuck. I had the window, some guy had the aisle, we were waiting to see what the lottery brought us for the middle. hopefully a midget. Last guy on the plane, short but probably 400 lbs. Squished in, and acted like he was sleeping. I nudged him and told him he needed to belt up. Said he'd get to it. I buzzed the attendant and told her. She told him, he said he'd get to it. I told him the plane wouldn't take off if he wasnt strapped down. He had to ask for an extender.
I almost waved the bullshit flag on this guy only buying a single seat while needing to buy a second seat but did not want to miss my connection.
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Every time I fly to and from Ft McMurray I get sandwiched between two 300lb oilfield workers.
And while that sounds like a torrid fantasy for some of you bear-loving reprobates I can assure you that I don't share the sentiment.
And while that sounds like a torrid fantasy for some of you bear-loving reprobates I can assure you that I don't share the sentiment.
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I hate this. Those fuckers should buy an extra seat, or they should be gate-checked and forced to ride as cargo.
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Don't know about you, Bobby, but I've flown all around Europe and the only time I've been wedged next to a truly fat fuck, they've been from across the pond.
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Some of that might be due to the fact Europe has a shitload of smokers.Gorbachev wrote:Don't know about you, Bobby, but I've flown all around Europe and the only time I've been wedged next to a truly fat fuck, they've been from across the pond.
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Good thing, flying next to Europeans is painful enough. Don't want to sneak a fatty in there, too.Gorbachev wrote:Don't know about you, Bobby, but I've flown all around Europe and the only time I've been wedged next to a truly fat fuck, they've been from across the pond.
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My brother and his wife are quite large, he's about 350 and she must be 250-280.
We all took a family trip to Jamaica, and the "family" had their whole row. All the nieces and nephews were basically playing some card game in the terminal to determine which one got stuck in their row.
We all took a family trip to Jamaica, and the "family" had their whole row. All the nieces and nephews were basically playing some card game in the terminal to determine which one got stuck in their row.
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You motherfuckers are stone cold sizists.
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Re: fat people on planes
I always ask for a middle seat so I can offend as many as possible and listen to exactly zero have the balls to say something about it.
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I flew Air France. The body odor of the small guys I was sitting next too was better than sitting next to a massive fat ass.
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LMAO. Smelly fuckers do it on purpose you know right?
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Maybe a Subaru buyertough old man wrote:LMAO. Smelly fuckers do it on purpose you know right?
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In that case it's "Mrs. Lickety Split".BucketHead wrote:Maybe a Subaru buyertough old man wrote:LMAO. Smelly fuckers do it on purpose you know right?
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Re: fat people on planes
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You could go for my option and simply mute your hearing aids so it wouldn't matter if they had the balls or not.... but then you'd have to be hard of hearing. Well it works for me anyways.bigpeach wrote:I always ask for a middle seat so I can offend as many as possible and listen to exactly zero have the balls to say something about it.
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