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Burrito Jimmy. We can't go without a mention of one of our favorites.
His breakfast burrito for breakfast, lunch burrito for lunch and breakfast burrito for dinner.
Not to mention him working out one side of his body one day and then the other side the next.
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johno wrote:Let's not forget Carolyn Librarian.
How could I forget? I invited her to the board!
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johno wrote:Let's not forget Carolyn Librarian.
Jeopardy, The Today Show and as legend has it, even Rambo III, what other well known shows have IGx'ers been on aside from COPS and Ancient Aliens?


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You invited CL recently,Proto?
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Andy79 wrote:You invited CL recently,Proto?
Proto was a blueberry chomping, pimple faced 8th grader when Carolyn was around.


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High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:
Andy79 wrote:You invited CL recently,Proto?
Proto was a blueberry chomping, pimple faced 8th grader when Carolyn was around.
He pretends he's old and experience or something.
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And Charles Bronson is who's uncle?
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Crust Bucket wrote:Burrito Jimmy.
Not to mention him working out one side of his body one day and then the other side the next.
Recently, Dan John has come around to Burrito Jimmy's wisdoms on this.
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There is more modern wisdoms as well.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Kebw3wDRc[/youtube]
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Gav wrote:And Charles Bronson is who's uncle?
:supz: :supz: :supz:

Well done!

And who had a pink......awnevermind....some things should just be left buried.

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Wouldn`t mind getting thsi bogatyr thing explained.Word was used quite a lot a couple of years ago.Looked the word up on the net,but what has it got to do with for
kettlebells for instance?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
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Bobby wrote:Wouldn`t mind getting thsi bogatyr thing explained.Word was used quite a lot a couple of years ago.Looked the word up on the net,but what has it got to do with for
kettlebells for instance?
Sorry, that's a big, military secret and if you ever need to know, you will so fucking know. Some of us don't have 10k plus posts under our belts by posting daily training logs or something productive like that.

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Gav wrote:And Charles Bronson is who's uncle?
:supz: :supz:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c8090hevdI[/youtube]

I wonder what martini flavor he'll choose...
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johno wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:Burrito Jimmy.
Not to mention him working out one side of his body one day and then the other side the next.
Recently, Dan John has come around to Burrito Jimmy's wisdoms on this.
Just after I read Ell Darden talk about this in 1978, I read it online in the earliest version of this forum. By the way, Garm lives in Montana now, right?


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Danny John wrote:Garm lives in Montana now, right?
Yep.....he's got a cabin with lots of fire extinguishers, a retriever that doesn't come back when called, a Subaru and a bearded older fellow who still uses an IBM Selectric and bakes a mean blueberry scone.

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Not so. The Unibomber is in jail. And he never owned a Subie.
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seeahill wrote:Not so. The Unibomber is in jail. And he never owned a Subie.
Uh-oh...He's fixin' to sendin' you a care package.
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johno wrote:And the "Lisa (somebody) is an Asswhore" thread was so painful, it was hilarious. That one led to an SS visit to Garm's house, and his absence from IGx for a time.
For some reason, he blamed Darth for sending the Secret Service. Making fun of an agent's wife had nothing to do with it.
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High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:
Gav wrote:And Charles Bronson is who's uncle?
:supz: :supz: :supz:

Well done!

And who had a pink......awnevermind....some things should just be left buried.
Don't make me post 'We built this city on rock n roll'.
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Gav wrote:
High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:
Gav wrote:And Charles Bronson is who's uncle?
:supz: :supz: :supz:

Well done!

And who had a pink......awnevermind....some things should just be left buried.
Don't make me post 'We built this city on rock n roll'.
Legit LOL on that one, Gav.


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Garm made a lot of guys doubt their own bullshit. The lesson he tried to pound into everyone's heads was "Think for yourself and evaluate where you are. Don't accept anyone else's view of you as the 'real view'".

He did me a lot of good. I owe him a lot.
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Gene wrote:Garm made a lot of guys doubt their own bullshit. The lesson he tried to pound into everyone's heads was "Think for yourself and evaluate where you are. Don't accept anyone else's view of you as the 'real view'".

He did me a lot of good. I owe him a lot.
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High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Attaboy, Frank.
Thanks Napoleon.
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