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Introduction

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Stopping in to introduce myself. 38, powerlifter, starting to train strongman and Highland Games.
Right now I suck. Maybe soon I will suck less. Well, probably not but best wishes to us all anyhow.
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Koko, Beware wrote:Stopping in to introduce myself. 38, powerlifter, starting to train strongman and Highland Games.
Right now I suck. Maybe soon I will suck less. Well, probably not but best wishes to us all anyhow.
Welcome fuck face. What part of the country are you in?
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Koko, Beware wrote: Right now I suck.
This.
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Welcome. You seem to have good manners, what are your thoughts on pie?

Well, no one cares so don't answer.
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Koko, Beware wrote:Stopping in to introduce myself. 38, powerlifter, starting to train strongman and Highland Games.
Right now I suck. Maybe soon I will suck less. Well, probably not but best wishes to us all anyhow.
Another fatty in the place.
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Hey hey! Everyone calm the FUCK down! I'm trying to set up a little camping trip with the new guy before Shape swoops in and works his magic.
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Oh fuck you guys are still getting new faggots around this joint?
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Koko, Beware wrote:... starting to train strongman and Highland Games.
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T200 wrote:Oh fuck you guys are still getting new faggots around this joint?
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Welcome aboard Topo Gigio. Besides weightlifting are you allergic to anything? We're having a newcomer get together and I don't want to put anything in your drink that might cause me to have to cut you up and dispose of you. Last time that happened I didn't really enjoy it all that much.
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Pile on this poor fucker like no tomorrow. His taste in music is too sophisticated, ha can't properly count up bar weight and he will likely pull more than me within a year. Ergo.. ASSHOLE.

Welcome to the shitshow.
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Shapecharge wrote:Welcome aboard Topo Gigio. Besides weightlifting are you allergic to anything? We're having a newcomer get together and I don't want to put anything in your drink that might cause me to have to cut you up and dispose of you. Last time that happened I didn't really enjoy it all that much.
It was a wood chipper, wasn't that bad. You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Shape. It was the mussels that is EZ gave the last guy.

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At least the new boy isn't into yoga or asking about bread recipes. He sounds like another fat fucker tho God knows we have a lot of them here. Maybe Shape and EZ E can help with that.
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Tell us a story.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Tell us a story.
Yes, and be candid about your innermost fears and desires. We are a caring community and hardly ever make fun of that sort of shit.
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Cock pix incoming.
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Meh
It's great to be first at last
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Two questions
1. How long have you been lurking here?
2. Assuming you're Rant, how is that new 3-day BB routine working for you?
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Have you ever seen a grown man's asshole?
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Herv100 wrote:Have you ever seen a grown man's asshole?
He's met BD so I'd say that's a definite yes.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Herv100 wrote:Have you ever seen a grown man's asshole?
He's met BD so I'd say that's a definite yes.
He didn't say "have you ever seen a grown man WHO'S and asshole".
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Wazzup?
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Re: Introduction

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Can you eat blueberries without having to wear diapers?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
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