Archeologists have unearthed what looks like a cone-shaped alien skull from 1,000 years ago in Mexico.
The skull, which dates from 945 A.D. to 1308 A.D., was discovered accidentally while digging an irrigation system in the northwest state of Sonora in Mexico.
Cristina Garcia Moreno, who worked on the project with Arizona State University, explained that 13 of the 25 skulls found in the Hispanic cemetery had these deformed heads.
“We don’t know why this population specifically deformed their heads,” Moreno told ABC News.
I know why-
... Hear me out-
They said the deformation of human skulls was part of an ancient ritual that took place 1,000 years ago. The deformation was achieved by binding a person’s head between two blocks of wood to apply pressure on the skull by wrapping the wood with bands.
Okay- Personally, I think they have it backwards. I think it was aliens, interbreeding with the indigenous population, and babies were being birthed with deformed heads, and what they were actually trying to do was use the boards and bands differently, to try and shape the skull into something that looked normal, and the poor, ignorant bastards just couldn’t get it right.
