The couch thread
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THAT Marion???????
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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It's also saving strongman: https://www.ezevent.com/Live/TheClydesd ... 152013/547Drew0786 wrote:Thank God Xfit is saving Oly lifting in the US.
The events:
Yoke/Wall Ball/Double Under- 75ft yoke walk (700 lbs) 50 double unders 50 wallballs (30 lbs) and 75 ft yoke walk for time 6 min time cap
Stone/Tire- For reps of 12-9-6 with Tire flips (700 lbs) and Stones to shoulder (175 lbs) 5 min time cap
Press Medley- Varying objects up to 315lbs (various weighted press medley, logs, kegs,bar/weights, hammer)
Runs just like a normal ladder but there will be various objects to press. Kegs, bars, axles, logs, blocks, stones and the
more difficult heavier are the last implements
Carry/Load/Drag- Implements between 100-200lbs will be loaded into a sled and pulled back with rope assistance, WSM style. (5 objects to be loaded, 10 swings inbetween each object 3 pood (106 lbs) 6 minute cap
A large sled with sides will be at the end of the course empty. At the starting line there will be
kegs, stones, sandbags, power stairs implements, farmers walks. They will all be carried the length of the course, placed in the
sled then pulled back to the starting line like we pull trucks at WSM, with a harness and rope. In between each implement loaded
each athlete will have to do 10 kb swings (106lbs). They will start the contest with the pulling harness on and when they get to it
they will be hooked themselves in.
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Mike Jenkins is involved with this. He co-owns a CrossFit in Harrisburg. His half of the gym is, or was, called Catalyst Athletics.tzg wrote:It's also saving strongman: https://www.ezevent.com/Live/TheClydesd ... 152013/547Drew0786 wrote:Thank God Xfit is saving Oly lifting in the US.
The events:Yoke/Wall Ball/Double Under- 75ft yoke walk (700 lbs) 50 double unders 50 wallballs (30 lbs) and 75 ft yoke walk for time 6 min time cap
Stone/Tire- For reps of 12-9-6 with Tire flips (700 lbs) and Stones to shoulder (175 lbs) 5 min time cap
Press Medley- Varying objects up to 315lbs (various weighted press medley, logs, kegs,bar/weights, hammer)
Runs just like a normal ladder but there will be various objects to press. Kegs, bars, axles, logs, blocks, stones and the
more difficult heavier are the last implements
Carry/Load/Drag- Implements between 100-200lbs will be loaded into a sled and pulled back with rope assistance, WSM style. (5 objects to be loaded, 10 swings inbetween each object 3 pood (106 lbs) 6 minute cap
A large sled with sides will be at the end of the course empty. At the starting line there will be
kegs, stones, sandbags, power stairs implements, farmers walks. They will all be carried the length of the course, placed in the
sled then pulled back to the starting line like we pull trucks at WSM, with a harness and rope. In between each implement loaded
each athlete will have to do 10 kb swings (106lbs). They will start the contest with the pulling harness on and when they get to it
they will be hooked themselves in.
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wouldclimber511 wrote:That's Sprinter Marion Jones? Dang - serving time and getting off the sauce wasn't kind to her!
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Somewhat relevant to this thread: http://squatrx.blogspot.com/2013/03/going-clear.html
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You read it yet? Do a review if you have. Heard good things but a couple short articles I read had me doubting it.Boris wrote:Somewhat relevant to this thread: http://squatrx.blogspot.com/2013/03/going-clear.html
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Yeah, I liked it. It does kind of drag on a bit in parts, but it's interesting in a sick but not quite Heaven's Gate-sick, 20/20 expo gossipy kind of way.
I had a good friend who was sucked into that sh** in college back in the day, so I have some interest in the topic.
I had a good friend who was sucked into that sh** in college back in the day, so I have some interest in the topic.
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Boris wrote:Yeah, I liked it. It does kind of drag on a bit in parts, but it's interesting in a sick but not quite Heaven's Gate-sick, 20/20 expo gossipy kind of way.
I had a good friend who was sucked into that sh** in college back in the day, so I have some interest in the topic.
cool. tnx.
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Ruination! Shirtless trainers in leather masks will make you bleed and believe in a cloud of chalk.
http://ruinationcrossfit.com/about
You are welcome
http://ruinationcrossfit.com/about
You are welcome
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This raises two questions:This is our “Mantra” – Something fun for us to live by – Enjoy!
For something new to be born, something old must be destroyed. Razed. Ruined.
Legend speaks of a place where men and women of flesh are remade of stone and fire. Pools of sweat are mixed with blood. Warriors bind their wounds and carry on through clouds of chalk. Undaunted, they march headlong into the razor toothed jaws of pain. Those who rise from the rubble emerge changed. Stronger. Better.
Welcome to Ruination.
Your muscles will rail against the apparatus, your lungs burning for air. Your bones will strain beneath the weight of rubber and iron. But your will, tempered, must be stronger than both. The death rattles of your peers will sound around you in shouts for time as they collapse to the floor. But you must press on, inviting agony and total exhaustion.
Here, our strength begins with Ruination.
1) How long did it take to type this one handed?
2) How many camo-print bandannas did he go through in the process?
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Don’t believe everything you think.
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Definitely not Ving Rhames approved.D'Aquisto wrote:Ruination! Shirtless trainers in leather masks will make you bleed and believe in a cloud of chalk.
http://ruinationcrossfit.com/about
You are welcome
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Just checking to see if anyone else died.
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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The rampant fraud and tomfoolery is about as unexpected as genital warts at a cert.
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In all fairness my cert had nothing to do with my genital warts.
Tantum validus superstes
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You certainly stirred the pot on FB.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The rampant fraud and tomfoolery is about as unexpected as genital warts at a cert.
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That whole fucking thing is gone. I shoulda screenshotted it. Mucking baby affiliates waaaaahhhh!
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Drama at the Gaymes! Spectator video of the men's winning workout #2 performance was put on YouTube. Viewers were shocked--just shocked!--that it did not meet "movement standards"! Shoddy, cheating, movements? In Crossfit? Never! Crying and moaning ensues on Facebook, CFHQ forced to disqualify him and throws affiliate out of judging, athlete complains. Tears shed, tiny violins played.
Some bring up the radical notion that top Crossfitters get lax judging and perhaps we should be seeing video proof of more workouts . . . That would be crazy though. All must trust HQ. HQ is always fair. Put it in the suggestion box along with "year-round drug testing".
Some bring up the radical notion that top Crossfitters get lax judging and perhaps we should be seeing video proof of more workouts . . . That would be crazy though. All must trust HQ. HQ is always fair. Put it in the suggestion box along with "year-round drug testing".
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From the looks of him, I thought he was disqualified for not having a neck.
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I won't take the bait today. I fucking swear it!
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That anti-blocky talk will not stand, young lady.syaigh wrote:From the looks of him, I thought he was disqualified for not having a neck.
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Someone created a "Josh Golden" YouTube channel and uploaded that video only:I'd Hit It wrote:Drama at the Gaymes! Spectator video of the men's winning workout #2 performance was put on YouTube. Viewers were shocked--just shocked!--that it did not meet "movement standards"! Shoddy, cheating, movements? In Crossfit? Never! Crying and moaning ensues on Facebook, CFHQ forced to disqualify him and throws affiliate out of judging, athlete complains. Tears shed, tiny violins played.
Some bring up the radical notion that top Crossfitters get lax judging and perhaps we should be seeing video proof of more workouts . . . That would be crazy though. All must trust HQ. HQ is always fair. Put it in the suggestion box along with "year-round drug testing".
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjVIXBP ... ture=watch
Then that channel was linked to from the gamez site:
http://games.crossfit.com/article/golde ... t-rejected
Real pondscum move to create an account impersonating someone else, and then write an article about it to make it official.
But not the first time HQ has done online impersonations.
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Should be automatically disqualified for that tat on his forehead.
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"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule