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Ed Zachary wrote:Well fuck me. I was only missing the first episode and I could have watched it on hulu. Watching the first episode right now mother fucks!
That's right EZ. Get yourself caught up and then let's get in here and discuss this shit.

I'm greatly disappointed in the rest of these people.

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I've watched the first one broadcast twice, twice I watched the whole thing On Demand and used OD to watch the fight scenes with friends a few times.

I got this shit, it's just I've had a great time on facebook putting up old Meatmen, Butthole Surfers and Dead Milkmen clips along with NWA and using the word fag alot.

Got to get some bitches to get upset and defriend me.

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Great soundtrack, nice fight scenes, decent sex for basic cable, and I dig Felicity.
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Darf, are you drunk?
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baffled wrote:Darf, are you drunk?
Not yet!




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Ed Zachary wrote:Great soundtrack, nice fight scenes, decent sex for basic cable, and I dig Felicity.
Can;t decide which fight scene I like the best?

The first with Temoshev or when he fucks Errol up?

I love how he shows up to Errol's place looking like someone who would normally be ther to sell Errol a bag of weed.

"No more little girls. Or I'll be back to stick that in your heart" and walks off with Errols lunch.

Philip fucking rawks!

Wait untill you see the blond Philip gets to fuck as part of the job in episode 2! Man she's fine, but batshit crazy!




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Okay sorry broheims...wife and I just watched the last episode. I am crying on the inside...my sexy hot Russian POA is smokin' pole for information? What about my heart? Oh nevermind...it's just BROKEN! Damn.

Elizabeth is being a bit of a cunt. Secret agent or not I'm not really down with another dude beating up my wife. If I can't do it I'm gonna be pissed if another asshole can get away with it. So I'm all about Phillip wanting to off the guy.

My vote for, "major character that gets wasted in season finale" that seems to be the trend in scripted drama now is going to be the hot Russian POA. This is really gonna upset FBI guy who's wife by the way looked mighty fuckable too. I might be going through some kinda phase though because pretty much everyone looks fuckable to me lately.

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I'm going through the same thing Shape.

I thought the same thing with Elizabeth and Philip. Unless he's roughing her up a little, why let some other dude? Even for a job?

FBI guy... I feel like there's a really interesting story line coming with that guy. He's got the hot wife. He's into the hot Russian, he's becoming besties with a Russian spy who helped to avert WWIII... what's next?

And Philip and Elizabeth's daughter seems into FBI guy's son.... whoa! How crazy will that be if those two elope with a little Russian/American cyborg lovechild?

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Shapecharge wrote:My vote for, "major character that gets wasted in season finale" that seems to be the trend in scripted drama now is going to be the hot Russian POA. This is really gonna upset FBI guy who's wife by the way looked mighty fuckable too.
It would really upset me too.
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Elizabeth FTW !
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Cave Canem wrote:Elizabeth FTW !
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fx stopped posting new episodes :superfuckingpissed:
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Finally watched the latest episode. Holy shit, Elizabeth didn't take being fucked with very well...she stomped the shit out of that woman. Fucking awesome. I knew something was up...if they'd actually be compromised they wouldn't be in some warehouse. I didn't expect Elizabeth to go apeshit though.

I'm somewhat bummed but have to remember it's still tv and they're likely to fuck up. Did anyone catch the major gaffe? When the two kids are hitchhiking? Yeah, there's a Cozymel's in the background. No such restaurant in 1981.

The wife and I just finished the 2nd season of Game of Thrones...awesome series as well. Lots of good things starting up. GOT on March 31 and Mad Men on April 7.

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I didn't notice that. Honestly though, the closest one to where I live is about 9 hours away in La Jolla, so I probably wouldn't pick it up anyway.

Elizabeth is freaking bad ass. She jacked up that first Russkie who tried to get her out of her home. Then took what looked like a fire extinguisher to the face. Then almost killed Mags from Justified.

Did anyone else think it was almost kind of funny how they crashed their car in such a matter of fact way after they got out? And how they weren't wearing seatbelts to begin with?

I'm still predicting some double agent shit at some point. And FBI guy is so going to score a blowie from the hot Russian chick. What a set up of the Rezident. Too bad that guy's had to die, but it was him or the girl.
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Baff the seatbelt scene reminded me of a similar scene from the movie Bullitt with Steve McQueen. Everything's cool with these guys following Stevie then the camera pans down to their lap and, snick-snick on goes the seatbelts and you know some serious shit is about to go down. I think that chase scene is on youtube by itself.

Damn, they were just starting to have an actual connection then this happens and now it seems Phillip and Elizabeth are even further apart. So Phillip might give you a break if he has to stomp your ass, Elizabeth not so much. How awesome was it in the scenes from the upcoming episode where the controller who got pounded says, I think I owe you an apology and Elizabeth says yeah I do too, I'm sorry I didn't kill you. Fuck.

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Shapecharge wrote:Baff the seatbelt scene reminded me of a similar scene from the movie Bullitt with Steve McQueen. Everything's cool with these guys following Stevie then the camera pans down to their lap and, snick-snick on goes the seatbelts and you know some serious shit is about to go down. I think that chase scene is on youtube by itself.

Damn, they were just starting to have an actual connection then this happens and now it seems Phillip and Elizabeth are even further apart. So Phillip might give you a break if he has to stomp your ass, Elizabeth not so much. How awesome was it in the scenes from the upcoming episode where the controller who got pounded says, I think I owe you an apology and Elizabeth says yeah I do too, I'm sorry I didn't kill you. Fuck.
Shape, would it be this chase scene?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBLOLi_Ex-Q[/youtube]

Let us discuss this week's episode. FBI guy got a little action, so that's cool for him.
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Oh yeah...

KGB ASS!!!!! Fuck this show should be on HBO or Cinemax. Fuck me sideways that chick is so awesome.
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Both Russian chicks tonight! Hell Yeah FX!

I see even more that eventually Philip and maybe Elizabeth will turn and work for us.




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Baff! Awesome brother...that is exactly the scene from Bullitt that I was talking about.

I knew Clearasil FBI guy was gonna hit that. I was so despondent I considered kicking my wonderdog Vinnie for no reason but it was only a thought then he got a hug instead.

Damn, Phillip has a touching reunion then beats up his former love of course for a reason, then bangs her...I got the feeling he fucked not so much for recapturing a loving tender moment but because she needed to appear she was raped. I guess you could do both. That is definitely dedication.

Is it just me or does John Boy FBI Supervisor irritate the shit out of you? I do like the bald FBI guy...he's got a sense of humor. I've had the misfortune to be around some FBI types in a former life and I had the distinct impression they were all dicks.

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I'm all caught up. Love this.
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Jezzy Bell wrote:I'm all caught up. Love this.

Fuck yeah!




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Shapecharge wrote:Baff! Awesome brother...that is exactly the scene from Bullitt that I was talking about.

I knew Clearasil FBI guy was gonna hit that. I was so despondent I considered kicking my wonderdog Vinnie for no reason but it was only a thought then he got a hug instead.

Damn, Phillip has a touching reunion then beats up his former love of course for a reason, then bangs her...I got the feeling he fucked not so much for recapturing a loving tender moment but because she needed to appear she was raped. I guess you could do both. That is definitely dedication.

Is it just me or does John Boy FBI Supervisor irritate the shit out of you? I do like the bald FBI guy...he's got a sense of humor. I've had the misfortune to be around some FBI types in a former life and I had the distinct impression they were all dicks.

I think Richard Thomas is doing a great job playing that prick. You would want to go fishing with John Boy, you'd go hunting with this dick but he does not make it back. Know what I'm saying?

They are hated by most other Federal LEOs I know and their competency on average is not Moulder and Skully, other than the BAU and the main HRT (and they are a bunch of Delta, SEAL and other high speed vets for the most part.

I know one fed leo who has a brother in the FBI and he thinks it's turned him into a bit of a cocky, know it all dumb fuck.




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I've just stopped reading darf's posts.

I will never miss another of Fuzzy's though. KGB chick's incredible.
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i am soooooo mad this show isn't on HBO or skinemax.
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