Olympus Has Fallen

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:30 pm

Saw this Sunday afternoon. Was in the mood for something mindless after being a bit hung over from a b'day bash the night before. So basically what we have here is much more thoughtful dialogue/action/killing/kung fu/knife fighting than a Die Hard movie. And it's got Morgan Freeman so that's a positive! Gerard Butler, the guy who looks a lot different than he did in 300, is a kinda disenfranchied secret service agent who's roaming around in the White House killing North Korean gooks who have blown it to smithereens and captured the president and a few others. The wife liked it and she's not into this stuff if that means anything so I give it two thumbs in at matinee prices. The take down of the White House was pretty fucking awesome. The kill meter was pegged for awhile at that time. There's some rah-rah America Fuck Yeah! stuff you'll have to endure but that's cool. Sorry deviants...no tits no ass but there's no doubt that Shaggy will drop massive jizz loads from the silat/knife fighting.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:50 pm

Is this better than Taken 2?

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:04 pm

Jeez, fight choreographer was a Korean stylist.
Wait for Raid2:Berandal
Silat vs Yakuza

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:39 pm

Shapecharge wrote:Saw this Sunday afternoon. Was in the mood for something mindless after being a bit hung over from a b'day bash the night before. So basically what we have here is much more thoughtful dialogue/action/killing/kung fu/knife fighting than a Die Hard movie. And it's got Morgan Freeman so that's a positive! Gerard Butler, the guy who looks a lot different than he did in 300, is a kinda disenfranchied secret service agent who's roaming around in the White House killing North Korean gooks who have blown it to smithereens and captured the president and a few others. The wife liked it and she's not into this stuff if that means anything so I give it two thumbs in at matinee prices. The take down of the White House was pretty fucking awesome. The kill meter was pegged for awhile at that time. There's some rah-rah America Fuck Yeah! stuff you'll have to endure but that's cool. Sorry deviants...no tits no ass but there's no doubt that Shaggy will drop massive jizz loads from the silat/knife fighting.

Now this is something I can get behind!

I may try to see this at some point.

Oh who am I kidding.

I'll probably never see it, but it sounds awesome

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:55 pm

LOL at the Furmanator. Shaggy, when I see reverse grip on the knife or whatever the proper name is for it, along with low kicks, trapping and elbows it's silat damnit!! And I forget his name but that one Asian dude who's been a bad guy in every action movie in the last 35 fucking years, that never speaks, has the long hair but is kinda balding now...fuck you know who I'm talking about...he was NOT in this movie which kinda saddens me a bit cuz I was actually looking for him.

WTF? The Raid 2: Benadryl? They all have allergies then stomp the shit out of each other until everyone falls asleep?

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:56 pm

HEY SHAPE WAS THIS GUY IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE I HEARD THERE WAS SOME CHINKS IN IT AND THIS GUY IS ALWAYS PLAYING A CHINK BADGUY

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:15 pm

Hilarious! That is the guy Kaz and he was NOT in this movie which on reflection means that Olympus Has Fallen actually sucks donkey dick. That little fucker has been in every movie in the last 100 years where a gun is fired or someone gets stabbed or elbowed or kicked in the joeys. I remember he had a one-on-one battle royale with Brandon Lee in some movie that had Powers Booth in it...which makes it infinitely more cool than with Brandon Lee alone. I'd like to see this guy's movie credits. MARIO you dirty fucker find this info out and quit fucking around eating those lamb sandwich thingys and that fucking yogurt.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:53 pm

THAT IS AL LEONG...HE WAS IN RAPID FIRE WITH BRANDON LEE AND THE GREATEST ACTOR OF ALL TIME MR POWERS BOOTH...HE ALSO TOOK SOME JUMPER CABLES TO MEL GIBSONS WET NIPPLES IN LETHAL WEAPON AND STOLE A BABY RUTH IN THAT HOTEL LOBBY IN DIE HARD WITH THAT BALD GUY THAT USED TO FUCK ASHTON KUTCHERS EXWIFE

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:19 pm

Al Leong + Bolo Yeung = Every Movie Ever Made

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:20 pm

Oh I hated him in Lethal Weapon!

what a bastard!

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:23 pm

I believe that nigga was part of Lo Pan's army too

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:30 pm

He's 60...christ those little fuckers just don't age.

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&site=&sour ... 24&bih=594

http://filmcriticsunited.blogspot.com/2 ... ad-or.html

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:51 pm

What kind of kink did you and the ole lady get busy with after the movie?

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:54 pm

Mrs. Shape is an angel and the only postive thing in my life. That being said, she was deliciously violated anally. Sadly she just doesn't struggle like she used to. I'm sad now.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:55 pm

Herv100 wrote:I believe that nigga was part of Lo Pan's army too

one of the best movies ever

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:43 pm

protobuilder wrote:
Herv100 wrote:I believe that nigga was part of Lo Pan's army too
one of the best movies ever

What movie is that? Can you post a link?

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:48 pm

Big Trouble In Little China?

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:33 pm

is this it?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtPluUi0_U[/youtube]

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:57 am

Shapecharge wrote:Saw this Sunday afternoon. Was in the mood for something mindless after being a bit hung over from a b'day bash the night before. So basically what we have here is much more thoughtful dialogue/action/killing/kung fu/knife fighting than a Die Hard movie. And it's got Morgan Freeman so that's a positive! Gerard Butler, the guy who looks a lot different than he did in 300, is a kinda disenfranchied secret service agent who's roaming around in the White House killing North Korean gooks who have blown it to smithereens and captured the president and a few others. The wife liked it and she's not into this stuff if that means anything so I give it two thumbs in at matinee prices. The take down of the White House was pretty fucking awesome. The kill meter was pegged for awhile at that time. There's some rah-rah America Fuck Yeah! stuff you'll have to endure but that's cool. Sorry deviants...no tits no ass but there's no doubt that Shaggy will drop massive jizz loads from the silat/knife fighting.

I love how studios are so afraid of China that they make North Korea the bad guy in films like this.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:15 am

Blaidd Drwg wrote:is this it?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtPluUi0_U[/youtube]

Now that is a great movie!

JimZipCode · Post by **JimZipCode** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:34 am

protobuilder wrote:
Herv100 wrote:I believe that nigga was part of Lo Pan's army too
one of the best movies ever

It's all in the reflexes!

IGX

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