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USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)
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Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)
They're just jealous they're not getting any.
"The biggest problems that we’re facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all."
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Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)
CNS News is not journalism.
Notice how they don't point out if, for example, infection rates are going up. They just make an apples to oranges comparison, click "publish" and collect clicks.
Notice how they don't point out if, for example, infection rates are going up. They just make an apples to oranges comparison, click "publish" and collect clicks.
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Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)
The CDC publication they cite also fails to mention whether infection rates are increasing.Grandpa's Spells wrote:Notice how they don't point out if, for example, infection rates are going up.
"The biggest problems that we’re facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all."
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Another clue!Pinky wrote:The CDC publication they cite also fails to mention whether infection rates are increasing.Grandpa's Spells wrote:Notice how they don't point out if, for example, infection rates are going up.
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Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)
It can be easily inferred:Pinky wrote:The CDC publication they cite also fails to mention whether infection rates are increasing.Grandpa's Spells wrote:Notice how they don't point out if, for example, infection rates are going up.
It is obviously the @fit.The most common sexually transmitted infection in the United States in 2008 was human papillomavirus (HPV), which caused 14,100,000 estimated infections that year.
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Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)
Sometimes I like to do some quick (and often wrong) math when I see statistics that startle me.According to new data released by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, there were 19.7 million new venereal infections in the United States in 2008, bringing the total number of existing sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the U.S. at that time to 110,197,000.
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TOTAL POPULATION / SEXUALLY DISEASED POPULATION
US Population..........................313,914,000
Sexually Diseased Population...110,197,000
AGE GROUPS PROBABLY NOT CONTRIBUTING VERY MUCH TO OUR SEXUAL DISEASEATOPIA
6.8% of the population is under 16 y.o. = 21,346,152
13.3% of the population is over 65 y.o. = 41,750,562
Total number of less likely contributors = 63,096,714
TOTAL POPULATION (-) LESS LIKELY SEXUALLY DISEASED
313,914,000 - 63,096,714 = 250,817,286 potentially likely to be diseased
PERCENTAGE OF THOSE LIKELY TO BE SEXUALLY ACTIVE WHO ARE TAINTED BY SEXUAL DISEASE
110,197,000 / 250,817,286 = 44% of those in the most sexually active years are diseased mother fuckers.
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Am I to believe that almost half of the adults I see daily are sexually infected or am I misunderstanding something you statistical mofo's can school me on?
This feels very wrong to me - and it burns when I pee, and swallow, and shit.
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