Introducing myself...
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Introducing myself...
Long time lurker, first time poster. Wish me luck or you can tell me to go fuck myself. Cheers!

"With so many Africans in Greece… At least the West Nile mosquitoes will eat home made food!!!” ~ Voula Papachristou, Greek Olympic long jumper
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Thank you, sir, I feel honored. 


"With so many Africans in Greece… At least the West Nile mosquitoes will eat home made food!!!” ~ Voula Papachristou, Greek Olympic long jumper
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Hey dude, do you want me to criticize your workouts...here or in your log?

"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
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In the log, please.

"With so many Africans in Greece… At least the West Nile mosquitoes will eat home made food!!!” ~ Voula Papachristou, Greek Olympic long jumper
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You should probably go ahead and give up. On life.
Before you do that, shutting the fuck up and kicking into the fund to keep this cesspool running is a pretty good idea. Then give up.
Before you do that, shutting the fuck up and kicking into the fund to keep this cesspool running is a pretty good idea. Then give up.
"Gentle in what you do, Firm in how you do it"
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The love and optimism here is boundless.

"With so many Africans in Greece… At least the West Nile mosquitoes will eat home made food!!!” ~ Voula Papachristou, Greek Olympic long jumper
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T&A pic of a chunky girl.
Racist signature line that you screwed up.
If you love guns and are obese, you will like this place.
Racist signature line that you screwed up.
If you love guns and are obese, you will like this place.
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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I fixed the sig line, I believe. It's not racist, it's observationalist, have you been to Athens lately? I do love guns and I am morbidly obese. I love this fuckin' place. She's not chunky how dare you?!? And how do I post pics of muscular chicks with big thick man-sized clits?

"With so many Africans in Greece… At least the West Nile mosquitoes will eat home made food!!!” ~ Voula Papachristou, Greek Olympic long jumper
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How big is a man-sized clit, on average?
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And don't say the size of a prostate either.
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Welcome to our little corner of hell. Don't be a dick. You may have noticed we don't have a shortage here.
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First, you need to find out Proto's home address.PlaywithmyballZ wrote:how do I post pics of muscular chicks with big thick man-sized clits?
You ever seen a cycling plumber who wrestles with small calves, forearms and neck? Didn't think so.
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For a long time lurker you sure post a lot
Don’t believe everything you think.
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You should suck on a tail pipe.
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Can you post the link to your e-book?
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That chick is not chunky. Hell, she has no hips and ass. Also, that line isn't racist. Jesus, you even fuck up trying to haze someone.Terry B. wrote:T&A pic of a chunky girl.
Racist signature line that you screwed up.
If you love guns and are obese, you will like this place.
OP: Have you been pee'd on by a grown man?

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I've been peed on once but that was mutual and we were both drunk, you know you love it. I am posting a lot cuz I am finally getting it out of my system and I couldn't sleep last night.

"With so many Africans in Greece… At least the West Nile mosquitoes will eat home made food!!!” ~ Voula Papachristou, Greek Olympic long jumper
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"God forbid we tell the savages to go fuck themselves." Batboy
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I guess from your stats you were never a shitfitter or maybe your really were and just decided to act out these last few years eating donuts, playing Playstation and yanking your pud when you could find it.
If Shape hasn't sent you a PM, you should probably send him one and ask him about a camping trip. Although I'm not sure his tent is big enough, I'm sure you boys can figure it out.
If Shape hasn't sent you a PM, you should probably send him one and ask him about a camping trip. Although I'm not sure his tent is big enough, I'm sure you boys can figure it out.
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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I was eating beignets and playing xbox360. I went to an all boys Catholic high school I'm sure any faggotry on a camping trip pales on comparison to what the Jesuits have done. Definitely not an @fitter, but I may have accidentally squished one while wedging my massive ass into a booth at Wendy's.

"With so many Africans in Greece… At least the West Nile mosquitoes will eat home made food!!!” ~ Voula Papachristou, Greek Olympic long jumper
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So we have an unhealthily large individual with repressed homosexuality.
He'll fit in fine around here.
He'll fit in fine around here.
"Gentle in what you do, Firm in how you do it"
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Who the fuck said anything about being repressed?baffled wrote:So we have an unhealthily large individual with repressed homosexuality.
He'll fit in fine around here.

"With so many Africans in Greece… At least the West Nile mosquitoes will eat home made food!!!” ~ Voula Papachristou, Greek Olympic long jumper