Introducing myself...

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Introducing myself...

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Long time lurker, first time poster. Wish me luck or you can tell me to go fuck myself. Cheers!
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Fuck off.
It's great to be first at last

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Thank you, sir, I feel honored. :supz:
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Hey dude, do you want me to criticize your workouts...here or in your log?
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In the log, please.
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You should probably go ahead and give up. On life.

Before you do that, shutting the fuck up and kicking into the fund to keep this cesspool running is a pretty good idea. Then give up.
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The love and optimism here is boundless.
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T&A pic of a chunky girl.

Racist signature line that you screwed up.

If you love guns and are obese, you will like this place.
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I fixed the sig line, I believe. It's not racist, it's observationalist, have you been to Athens lately? I do love guns and I am morbidly obese. I love this fuckin' place. She's not chunky how dare you?!? And how do I post pics of muscular chicks with big thick man-sized clits?
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How big is a man-sized clit, on average?


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And don't say the size of a prostate either.

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Welcome to our little corner of hell. Don't be a dick. You may have noticed we don't have a shortage here.
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PlaywithmyballZ wrote:how do I post pics of muscular chicks with big thick man-sized clits?
First, you need to find out Proto's home address.
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For a long time lurker you sure post a lot
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You should suck on a tail pipe.

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Can you post the link to your e-book?

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Terry B. wrote:T&A pic of a chunky girl.

Racist signature line that you screwed up.

If you love guns and are obese, you will like this place.
That chick is not chunky. Hell, she has no hips and ass. Also, that line isn't racist. Jesus, you even fuck up trying to haze someone.

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I've been peed on once but that was mutual and we were both drunk, you know you love it. I am posting a lot cuz I am finally getting it out of my system and I couldn't sleep last night.
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I guess from your stats you were never a shitfitter or maybe your really were and just decided to act out these last few years eating donuts, playing Playstation and yanking your pud when you could find it.

If Shape hasn't sent you a PM, you should probably send him one and ask him about a camping trip. Although I'm not sure his tent is big enough, I'm sure you boys can figure it out.
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I was eating beignets and playing xbox360. I went to an all boys Catholic high school I'm sure any faggotry on a camping trip pales on comparison to what the Jesuits have done. Definitely not an @fitter, but I may have accidentally squished one while wedging my massive ass into a booth at Wendy's.
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Hi Proto.
It's great to be first at last

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So we have an unhealthily large individual with repressed homosexuality.

He'll fit in fine around here.
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baffled wrote:So we have an unhealthily large individual with repressed homosexuality.

He'll fit in fine around here.
Who the fuck said anything about being repressed?
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Guy likes pee parties. Absolutely Garming.
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