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What a blast G.I. Joe: Retaliation is! And then another blast, and another, in a series of concussive jolts that shred any conventional sense of story as thoroughly as anything since the last Michael Bay film.

Plays like a tiresomely extended evening of channel surfing.

Dwayne Johnson and Bruce Willis provide performances that should be in the hall of shame under the category "Best example of going through the motions for a paycheck.

It's like the childhood dream of the president of the National Rifle Association.

If you played with G.I. Joe action figures...any crazy storyline you came up with is probably less silly than this.

Where the first film is a rancid violation of everything that makes cinema even a little bit tolerable in any regard, the sequel is merely empty and mediocre.

Terry B. wrote:

If you played with G.I. Joe action figures...any crazy storyline you came up with is probably less silly than this.