is Brooklyn Decker > Kate Upton? NSFW

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Very possibly so.

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She's got the ass of a Vietnamese war orphan...get outta here with that old dust mop!!!


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Upton's not as pretty, but she has an air of being able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch if called upon to do so.

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True. And while she is very hot without her amazing titties I'm not sure her body would be all that. Not hating.

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Clarification.

I'd be proud to fuck her, but since I'm not going to, I'd rather stroke it to Alexis Texas.

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I should've done a better recon job and researched some pics of Kate's ass. I'm thinking it might be better.

Not that any of this matters. They are both gorgeous.

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I can look past a less-than-ample-and-tight-as-drum ass if she has an amazing rack. And I'm having trouble distinguishing who's tits I like better.

They're both "skin her alive and make her into a lampshade after I've had my way with her" material, in my book.

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I don't understand what's so utterly amazing about her teats...they're maybe a solid 6.50 on the Furman Scale.

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I can't explain it, I just like what I like.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:I don't understand what's so utterly amazing about her teats...they're maybe a solid 6.50 on the Furman Scale.
kaz is, how do you say? full of shit on this one.
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I'm going to have to perform a blindfolded taste test before I can truthfully and reasonably answer any further questions regarding this debate.

Send them in one at a time.

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Decker is great but Upton is phenomenal


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Upton has the prettier face and that wins 9 times out of 10 for me.
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Why doesn't this thread have any Upton for comparison?!

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Ok, maybe I was wrong. It may come down to the ass.

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I think it comes down to that broke face of Decker.

Agreed that Upton has the face of an absolute heartbreaker...I'd strangle 10 nigger babies to marry her.

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Whatever minor perceived flaws either possess if you examine too closely are easily rectified by having it off with both of them at the same time. The Gorilla would gladly leave them savaged, panting and covered in sweat, spilled Dom, and gorilla goo.
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