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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1khnwWvPuXM[/youtube]

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?sectio ... id=9078070
A high school freshman has been suspended and her math teacher is on leave after a wild fight broke out in a Stockton classroom.

The fight between 15-year-old Marlina Martinez and her teacher at Cesar Chavez High School was caught on cell phone video by another student.

According to Martinez, the fight was over makeup. Her teacher took it away, so she called her mom on her cell to demand the teacher give it back.
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What would you buy this teaching job for?
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double post
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.


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triple post - damn, what has happened to this site in the past two days?
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.


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Fuck her, her mother, and her grandmother. They should all be deported.

1. Puts on makeup.
2. Gets on cell phone to have HER MOTHER tell her teacher to give her makeup (which I assume is a Sharpie) back to her.
3. Gives a chest bump to her teacher and gets on top of her arm.

You lay hands on somebody all bets are off. I'm trying to find info where I can donate to this teacher's legal defense fund.

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=D>
Gin Master wrote:Fuck her, her mother, and her grandmother. They should all be deported.

1. Puts on makeup.
2. Gets on cell phone to have HER MOTHER tell her teacher to give her makeup (which I assume is a Sharpie) back to her.
3. Gives a chest bump to her teacher and gets on top of her arm.

You lay hands on somebody all bets are off. I'm trying to find info where I can donate to this teacher's legal defense fund.
=D>




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Henry Rollins, on "Mr. Pepperman:"
Then came Mr. Pepperman, my advisor. He was a powerfully built Vietnam veteran, and he was scary. No one ever talked out of turn in his class. Once one kid did and Mr. P. lifted him off the ground and pinned him to the blackboard.
I think 'merica would be a much better, happier, safer place if there were more Mr. Peppermans in the school system to offset the piss-poor job of parenting the mamby-pamby, overly-indulgent, "I'm my kid's beat friend" idiots are doing, and the damage it's causing their douchebag crotchfruit.

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Gin Master wrote:Fuck her, her mother, and her grandmother. They should all be deported.

1. Puts on makeup.
2. Gets on cell phone to have HER MOTHER tell her teacher to give her makeup (which I assume is a Sharpie) back to her.
3. Gives a chest bump to her teacher and gets on top of her arm.

You lay hands on somebody all bets are off. I'm trying to find info where I can donate to this teacher's legal defense fund.
This is correct.

I was a little surprised not to see Nick Diaz in there, laying people out.
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baffled wrote:
Gin Master wrote:Fuck her, her mother, and her grandmother. They should all be deported.

1. Puts on makeup.
2. Gets on cell phone to have HER MOTHER tell her teacher to give her makeup (which I assume is a Sharpie) back to her.
3. Gives a chest bump to her teacher and gets on top of her arm.

You lay hands on somebody all bets are off. I'm trying to find info where I can donate to this teacher's legal defense fund.
This is correct.

I was a little surprised not to see Nick Diaz in there, laying people out.
Nick would make a fabulous substitute teacher.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
baffled wrote:
Gin Master wrote:Fuck her, her mother, and her grandmother. They should all be deported.

1. Puts on makeup.
2. Gets on cell phone to have HER MOTHER tell her teacher to give her makeup (which I assume is a Sharpie) back to her.
3. Gives a chest bump to her teacher and gets on top of her arm.

You lay hands on somebody all bets are off. I'm trying to find info where I can donate to this teacher's legal defense fund.
This is correct.

I was a little surprised not to see Nick Diaz in there, laying people out.
Nick would make a fabulous substitute teacher.
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Cesar Chavez High School? LOL.
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The guy's a fucking deity out here. Especially in the Central Valley.
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Give the teacher 2 points for the take down on that chunky monkey bitch.
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Is that piercing in her lip or the herp?
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Ed Zachary wrote:Is that piercing in her lip or the herp?
In Stockton, it's both.
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I've got $1,000 that if you ask either one of them bitches what pi is that they say tasty.
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Out of the entire universe of those who could have won the first phase construction contract for California’s high speed rail boondoggle, who would stand out as the last person who would win it if there were no political patronage.

Put another way, who is the most likely person to win it if there is political patronage?

Both questions have the same answer: Richard Blum, the husband of California senator Diane Feinstein.
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Don't bring that shit into this thread.
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