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DARTH wrote:Stay out of trouble! They are pushing for illegals and non citizens to be allowed on Jury duty there.

When I was younger there was a lot I wanted to go and see out there but the more Californians I talk too the more fucked up the place sounds.

I'd rather see the woods in BatBoyville now.

The woods in our neighborhood are better anyway. The PNW kicks three different types of ass (Rain, Sub-Alpine, and Ponderosa) in the forest department.

I'd rather be up in BB and BD and Johno's neck of the woods too, but Darf just reminded everyone why so many suspect he's a moderately functioning retard.

I'm guessing you're not moving out here with the intent of starting fires, cracking Mexicans upside the head, or engaging in petty theft and drug dealing.

If you are, you'll fit in fine if you want to go more towards the Rancho Dominguez area, but you might be the only white guy.

It's not that easy to get in trouble out here for anything more than a ticket. It sucks, that's no joke, but Darf's Chuck Norris movie fantasy world doesn't exist. Except maybe in Somalia.

baffled wrote:I'd rather be up in BB and BD and Johno's neck of the woods too, but Darf just reminded everyone why so many suspect he's a moderately functioning retard.

I'm guessing you're not moving out here with the intent of starting fires, cracking Mexicans upside the head, or engaging in petty theft and drug dealing.

If you are, you'll fit in fine if you want to go more towards the Rancho Dominguez area, but you might be the only white guy.

It's not that easy to get in trouble out here for anything more than a ticket. It sucks, that's no joke, but Darf's Chuck Norris movie fantasy world doesn't exist. Except maybe in Somalia.

I'm getting real sick of your shit, you little half gook.

Now go get your knee checked so if we meet and you forget your manner and I beat your ass I don't have to hear a bunch of shit about picking on a gimp nip.

Nevermind, Moonbeam, Feinstein, and the assembly are doing the job Hackman couldn't.

DARTH wrote:

baffled wrote:I'd rather be up in BB and BD and Johno's neck of the woods too, but Darf just reminded everyone why so many suspect he's a moderately functioning retard.

I'm guessing you're not moving out here with the intent of starting fires, cracking Mexicans upside the head, or engaging in petty theft and drug dealing.

If you are, you'll fit in fine if you want to go more towards the Rancho Dominguez area, but you might be the only white guy.

It's not that easy to get in trouble out here for anything more than a ticket. It sucks, that's no joke, but Darf's Chuck Norris movie fantasy world doesn't exist. Except maybe in Somalia.

I'm getting real sick of your shit, you little half gook.

Now go get your knee checked so if we meet and you forget your manner and I beat your ass I don't have to hear a bunch of shit about picking on a gimp nip.

Gook = incorrect. Gook implies Korean.

Nip = correct.

baffled wrote:

DARTH wrote:

baffled wrote:I'd rather be up in BB and BD and Johno's neck of the woods too, but Darf just reminded everyone why so many suspect he's a moderately functioning retard.

I'm guessing you're not moving out here with the intent of starting fires, cracking Mexicans upside the head, or engaging in petty theft and drug dealing.

If you are, you'll fit in fine if you want to go more towards the Rancho Dominguez area, but you might be the only white guy.

It's not that easy to get in trouble out here for anything more than a ticket. It sucks, that's no joke, but Darf's Chuck Norris movie fantasy world doesn't exist. Except maybe in Somalia.

I'm getting real sick of your shit, you little half gook.

Now go get your knee checked so if we meet and you forget your manner and I beat your ass I don't have to hear a bunch of shit about picking on a gimp nip.

Gook = incorrect. Gook implies Korean.

Nip = correct.

Bullshit, I'm white, we made those rules . You all look alike any ways. Chinks slant up, Nips slope down and Koreans are just fucked in between.

Dink?

Jap, Nip, Buddha Head, Butterhead, Daikon, Cracker Jap (particularly applicable here)... Bomb Watcher.