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Been drinking again Gorby?
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Finally, consider your predicament a privilege in a world so shrunken that certain people refer to it as the 'global village.' The term 'explorer' has little meaning. But exploration is nothing more than a faray into the unknown, and a four-year old child, wandering about along in the department store, fits the definition as well as the snow-blind man wandering across the Khyber Pass. The explorer is the person who is lost.
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Turdacious wrote:Finally, consider your predicament a privilege in a world so shrunken that certain people refer to it as the 'global village.' The term 'explorer' has little meaning. But exploration is nothing more than a faray into the unknown, and a four-year old child, wandering about along in the department store, fits the definition as well as the snow-blind man wandering across the Khyber Pass. The explorer is the person who is lost.
Brilliant! Who said that?
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seeahill wrote:
Turdacious wrote:Finally, consider your predicament a privilege in a world so shrunken that certain people refer to it as the 'global village.' The term 'explorer' has little meaning. But exploration is nothing more than a faray into the unknown, and a four-year old child, wandering about along in the department store, fits the definition as well as the snow-blind man wandering across the Khyber Pass. The explorer is the person who is lost.
Brilliant! Who said that?
A Bulwer-Lytton award winner.
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The man is a genius!
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seeahill wrote:The man is a genius!
Both of his readers think so.
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Tough being a brilliant writer in a post-literate world.
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Back to Gorby for a second-

We all share an "Interconnectedness." This is Karma- everything effects everything else. But in Reality, there is no "stuff and things" to interact and effect one another; as The Buddha said- "Even if you did succeed in saving all sentient beings, whether born from a womb or an egg, in Reality no 'sentient beings' would be saved."

SO, from a Nirvanic point of view, Gorbachev is right.

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Gorby is never right. What's wrong with you?
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seeahill wrote:Gorby is never right. What's wrong with you?
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seeahill wrote:Gorby is never right. What's wrong with you?
In Reality, there is no "gorby," or "right," or "wrong" or concepts.

SO in all actuality- not only does gorby not exist, and not only is he not right, he's not even wrong.

It all just is what it is my friend.

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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Back to Gorby for a second-

We all share an "Interconnectedness." This is Karma- everything effects everything else. But in Reality, there is no "stuff and things" to interact and effect one another; as The Buddha said- "Even if you did succeed in saving all sentient beings, whether born from a womb or an egg, in Reality no 'sentient beings' would be saved."

SO, from a Nirvanic point of view, Gorbachev is right.
You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior and quit fooling around with all this stuff.
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Herv100 wrote:
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:Back to Gorby for a second-

We all share an "Interconnectedness." This is Karma- everything effects everything else. But in Reality, there is no "stuff and things" to interact and effect one another; as The Buddha said- "Even if you did succeed in saving all sentient beings, whether born from a womb or an egg, in Reality no 'sentient beings' would be saved."

SO, from a Nirvanic point of view, Gorbachev is right.
You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior and quit fooling around with all this stuff.
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seeahill wrote:Been drinking again Gorby?
Well you're clearly someone who doesn't believe in karma either, seeing as you're such a compete asshole ALL THE TIME.
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Double gin.
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