And Jezzie, and Spider Monkey, and all your moms.
I am blessed with great kids who are just as good looking as their mom. :)
Happy Mother's Day to me!
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Happy Mother's Day to me!
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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My Mother always tells me, "you were so cute when you were a kid...what happened?"
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day!
My cousin is a redheaded german-mexican, we call him a beanerschnitzel
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happy phony holiday
you're probably a sweet mom. i doubt you're an obedient wife, though.
you're probably a sweet mom. i doubt you're an obedient wife, though.
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Re: Happy Mother's Day to me!
Happy Mother's Day to all our I.G.X Bitches! 

"God forbid we tell the savages to go fuck themselves." Batboy
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My newest grandaughter, Penelope Jane, was born shortly before midnight in Phoenix, but it was already Mother's Day EST when we got the call:


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Congratulations! :) She's a beauty.
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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Congrats beefheart.
Happy mother's day to all the moms.
Happy mother's day to all the moms.
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Happy Mother's Day!
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Happy Mother's day 

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.

