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Hey guys...this is sort of an embarrassing confession, but I live a double life as a cross dressing, fossil fucker. I've been seeing this old coot for about three dates, and things are starting to heat up. The problem is that he has no idea that I'm a man...he didn't even think it was odd that I almost beat him at arm wrestling the other night. Anyways, he's made it pretty clear that he wants to take it to the next level, and while I really like nothing more than a Viagra fueled cock up my arse...I just REALLY don't feel it with this guy. I tried to scare him off by telling him that I have hepatitis c in an email, and I haven't heard back yet.

So, what do I do if he doesn't take the hint. He's been through a lot the last few years with cabins burning down and shit. Should I tell him that I has Teh AIDZ? Do I show him my cock? Or, just tell him that he's not my type?

Aww, so sweet. Always thinking of me.

I'm really impressed with the the way this thread draws together so many of our individual narratives and yet takes it to a whole new level of creeptastic fun. Many clappies for you.

Tell the poor bastard you tried to read one of his books once. He knows the negative effect that shit has on the human psyche. If he still persists tell him you're on to his plagiarism and you won't stand for it.

And where is EZ E? He should be filling this thread up with advice.