
Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
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Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
The SyFy channel is filming a cheapie in my town about these blood thirsty dinosaurs released when some miners blast the wrong rock and the dinosaurs run amok and bite people in half and the only humans that can save the day are cowboys, who really know how to use their lassos and spit tobacco and shit.



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Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Ha!
There have been casting posters up all over these parts for this film. I was tempted to show up to a casting call audition with my thumbs taped to my palms and tell them I was interested in playing one of the dinosaur parts.
There have been casting posters up all over these parts for this film. I was tempted to show up to a casting call audition with my thumbs taped to my palms and tell them I was interested in playing one of the dinosaur parts.
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ATTA BOY TIMMAH! Your town rocks.
You're going to be in it aren't you?
You're going to be in it aren't you?
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Cowboys vs DINOSAURS.Crust Bucket wrote:ATTA BOY TIMMAH! Your town rocks.
You're going to be in it aren't you?
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Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
This theme sounds vaguely familiar.
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Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.
Lie Nap remains IGx's only legit movie star.
Lie Nap remains IGx's only legit movie star.

Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
I remember as a kid watching a movie like this on Saturday afternoon TV. It was from the late 50's or early 60's. I can remember the cowboys lassoing a T Rex.
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Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
You would be perfect as the crotchety old-timer who sits around in front of the whorehouse all day telling stories that no one wants to hear. When trouble starts, you could hastily shuffle/limp away. Despite the fact that faster townsfolk are caught and devoured, you would somehow survive. The movie would then end with you back in your rocking chair, being ignored by the busty female lead and the rugged stranger who saved the town.seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.
If they don't call you, we need to go on Kickstarter and do this movie ourselves.
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Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Ahem...seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.
Lie Nap remains IGx's only legit movie star.
From the 1977 movie Rollercoaster starring the inestimable George Segal and Timothy Bottoms, now on frequent rotation late evenings TV, I am the nearest blur to viewer's left of Mr. Bottoms, preparing to to pass directly in front of the camera as per my cue. My 15 hundredth of a minute of Warhol-ian fame.
Thank you
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Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
I'm thinking three-way with Tiffany and Deborah Gibson. They star in all these movies.seeahill wrote:The SyFy channel is filming a cheapie in my town about these blood thirsty dinosaurs released when some miners blast the wrong rock and the dinosaurs run amok and bite people in half and the only humans that can save the day are cowboys, who really know how to use their lassos and spit tobacco and shit.
Don’t believe everything you think.
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Holy Cow, you got almost as much screen time as Lie Nap.nafod wrote:Ahem...seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.
Lie Nap remains IGx's only legit movie star.
From the 1977 movie Rollercoaster starring the inestimable George Segal and Timothy Bottoms, now on frequent rotation late evenings TV, I am the nearest blur to viewer's left of Mr. Bottoms, preparing to to pass directly in front of the camera as per my cue. My 15 hundredth of a minute of Warhol-ian fame.
Thank you

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Cool. I could say things like, "why back in the old days, we had to ride herd on 750,000 cows and if we fought off one ding blasted dinosaur, we fought off 30 or 40 of them pesky critters every day. You youngsters are just afraid of getting your hands dirty."Pinky wrote:You would be perfect as the crotchety old-timer who sits around in front of the whorehouse all day telling stories that no one wants to hear. When trouble starts, you could hastily shuffle/limp away. Despite the fact that faster townsfolk are caught and devoured, you would somehow survive. The movie would then end with you back in your rocking chair, being ignored by the busty female lead and the rugged stranger who saved the town.seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.
If they don't call you, we need to go on Kickstarter and do this movie ourselves.

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Bozeman, it was posted at the new brewery located conveniently across the street from the edge of campus.
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Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Pinky wrote:
You would be perfect as the crotchety old-timer who sits around in front of the whorehouse all day telling stories that no one wants to hear. When trouble starts, you could hastily shuffle/limp away.


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The mule, old Rivers, and me.
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He only posted this because he ghost wrote this POS.
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Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
He's giving those damn dinosaurs a yelling at... Or maybe it's at Andy?


You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.

