IGX

The SyFy channel is filming a cheapie in my town about these blood thirsty dinosaurs released when some miners blast the wrong rock and the dinosaurs run amok and bite people in half and the only humans that can save the day are cowboys, who really know how to use their lassos and spit tobacco and shit.

Ha!

There have been casting posters up all over these parts for this film. I was tempted to show up to a casting call audition with my thumbs taped to my palms and tell them I was interested in playing one of the dinosaur parts.

ATTA BOY TIMMAH! Your town rocks.
You're going to be in it aren't you?

Crust Bucket wrote:ATTA BOY TIMMAH! Your town rocks.
You're going to be in it aren't you?

Cowboys vs DINOSAURS.

This theme sounds vaguely familiar.

Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.

Lie Nap remains IGx's only legit movie star.

I remember as a kid watching a movie like this on Saturday afternoon TV. It was from the late 50's or early 60's. I can remember the cowboys lassoing a T Rex.

seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.

You would be perfect as the crotchety old-timer who sits around in front of the whorehouse all day telling stories that no one wants to hear. When trouble starts, you could hastily shuffle/limp away. Despite the fact that faster townsfolk are caught and devoured, you would somehow survive. The movie would then end with you back in your rocking chair, being ignored by the busty female lead and the rugged stranger who saved the town.

If they don't call you, we need to go on Kickstarter and do this movie ourselves.

seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.

Lie Nap remains IGx's only legit movie star.

Ahem...

From the 1977 movie Rollercoaster starring the inestimable George Segal and Timothy Bottoms, now on frequent rotation late evenings TV, I am the nearest blur to viewer's left of Mr. Bottoms, preparing to to pass directly in front of the camera as per my cue. My 15 hundredth of a minute of Warhol-ian fame.

Thank you

seeahill wrote:The SyFy channel is filming a cheapie in my town about these blood thirsty dinosaurs released when some miners blast the wrong rock and the dinosaurs run amok and bite people in half and the only humans that can save the day are cowboys, who really know how to use their lassos and spit tobacco and shit.

I'm thinking three-way with Tiffany and Deborah Gibson. They star in all these movies.

nafod wrote:

seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.

Lie Nap remains IGx's only legit movie star.

Ahem...

From the 1977 movie Rollercoaster starring the inestimable George Segal and Timothy Bottoms, now on frequent rotation late evenings TV, I am the nearest blur to viewer's left of Mr. Bottoms, preparing to to pass directly in front of the camera as per my cue. My 15 hundredth of a minute of Warhol-ian fame.

Thank you

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Holy Cow, you got almost as much screen time as Lie Nap.

Pinky wrote:

seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.

You would be perfect as the crotchety old-timer who sits around in front of the whorehouse all day telling stories that no one wants to hear. When trouble starts, you could hastily shuffle/limp away. Despite the fact that faster townsfolk are caught and devoured, you would somehow survive. The movie would then end with you back in your rocking chair, being ignored by the busty female lead and the rugged stranger who saved the town.

If they don't call you, we need to go on Kickstarter and do this movie ourselves.

Cool. I could say things like, "why back in the old days, we had to ride herd on 750,000 cows and if we fought off one ding blasted dinosaur, we fought off 30 or 40 of them pesky critters every day. You youngsters are just afraid of getting your hands dirty."

Testiclaw, where abouts are you that you saw the casting call?

Bozeman, it was posted at the new brewery located conveniently across the street from the edge of campus.

Pinky wrote:
You would be perfect as the crotchety old-timer who sits around in front of the whorehouse all day telling stories that no one wants to hear. When trouble starts, you could hastily shuffle/limp away.

The mule, old Rivers, and me.

Testi - Yeah, now I remember you're over there.

He only posted this because he ghost wrote this POS.

He's giving those damn dinosaurs a yelling at... Or maybe it's at Andy?