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I'll start: E.W. Jackson, Virginia's GOP lieutenant governor candidate:

On the dangers of yoga:

When one hears the word meditation, it conjures an image of Maharishi Yoga talking about finding a mantra and striving for nirvana. . . . The purpose of such meditation is to empty oneself. . . . [Satan] is happy to invade the empty vacuum of your soul and possess it. That is why people serve Satan without ever knowing it or deciding to, but no one can be a child of God without making a decision to surrender to him. Beware of systems of spirituality which tell you to empty yourself. You will end up filled with something you probably do not want.

Must be getting harder for the GOP to find tokens.

seeahill wrote:I'll start: E.W. Jackson, Virginia's GOP lieutenant governor candidate:

On the dangers of yoga:

When one hears the word meditation, it conjures an image of Maharishi Yoga talking about finding a mantra and striving for nirvana. . . . The purpose of such meditation is to empty oneself. . . . [Satan] is happy to invade the empty vacuum of your soul and possess it. That is why people serve Satan without ever knowing it or deciding to, but no one can be a child of God without making a decision to surrender to him. Beware of systems of spirituality which tell you to empty yourself. You will end up filled with something you probably do not want.

I don't find anything disagreeable in that statement.

"Geet thee Satan behind me!" You can tell when you're getting him behind you when you emit his noxious fumes out yer asshole.

Cynthia McKinney was fun.
Former GA congressperson (who lost a primary to a guy who thinks our military presence on Guam might tip it over), Green Party candidate for Prez, who attacked a Capitol cop, and who is a rare double truther thinking the gov't might be involved in the 911 and Boston Marathon bombings.

I love her hair. Makes me want to ejaculate.

Andy79 wrote:I love her hair. Makes me want to ejaculate.

Ugh. I just threw up on shapes back

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0[/youtube]

BucketHead wrote:

Andy79 wrote:I love her hair. Makes me want to ejaculate.

Ugh. I just threw up on shapes back

Filthy pig.