Cougar Alert: The Artist Makes the Top 18

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:42 pm

The results pulled from the Cougar Club in this article.
http://www.thehim.net/18-cougars/

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:54 pm

Lisa from Gaithersberg, MD looks like the goddamned Grinch.

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:05 pm

Yeah, I saw that. Robin joked that she had the most clothes on of all the girls. They asked her for a St. Patty's Day, green photo. The one they previously used was on the rocks near the ocean in Ft. Lauderdale with very little on. She got something like 11,000 likes. She thinks it's hilarious at her age of 56, but it draws attention to her art. She's doing three commissions this week.

milosz · Post by **milosz** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:11 pm

The 21-year old I'm dating is great, but I miss the older chick I was banging last. Cougars are fucking dirty and fearless.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:56 pm

Tom, I don’t mean to be prying all up in your shit, but how does your lady friend qualify as a cougar? I thought cougars were women over the age of 40 or so who seek out relationships with younger men. I thought you two were roughly the same age. How are you scratching her itch for the younger men? Are you two in an open relationship? Is she free to seek out the sexual services of young studs in the Boca Raton area? Does she have to ask permission, and is there some sort of disclosure requirement? Fucking hell Tom, don’t tell me that she’s cuckolding your ass! An open relationship is one thing, but please don’t tell me that you actually arrange for a bull from the wrong side of the tracks to come over to Chez Shaggy and lay the BBC to her on your shared bed while you sit in the corner stroking yourself and being verbally berated by her and her Mandingo lover as she moans in appreciation while he slides all 10+ inches of his engorged manhood into her nether regions and the aforementioned nigra fuck master tells you how he is taming that white pussy and touching her in places that you can only dream of you pitiful punk assed white cracker assed cracker. I mean, I really hope that’s not the case because that would totally ruin my image of you. Can we get a clarification on this whole “cougar issue” because it’s slightly bugging me on one end of the spectrum, and fascinating the ever loving shit out of me on the other? Just saying…if this is awkward or if I’m overstepping boundaries…just let me know.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:17 pm

Well. That escalated quickly.

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:22 pm

I stay invisible. We socialize separately. Better for both our careers. The other man is a rescued 8.5 pound Yorkie.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:49 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Tom, I don’t mean to be prying all up in your shit, but how does your lady friend qualify as a cougar? I thought cougars were women over the age of 40 or so who seek out relationships with younger men. I thought you two were roughly the same age. How are you scratching her itch for the younger men? Are you two in an open relationship? Is she free to seek out the sexual services of young studs in the Boca Raton area? Does she have to ask permission, and is there some sort of disclosure requirement? Fucking hell Tom, don’t tell me that she’s cuckolding your ass! An open relationship is one thing, but please don’t tell me that you actually arrange for a bull from the wrong side of the tracks to come over to Chez Shaggy and lay the BBC to her on your shared bed while you sit in the corner stroking yourself and being verbally berated by her and her Mandingo lover as she moans in appreciation while he slides all 10+ inches of his engorged manhood into her nether regions and the aforementioned nigra fuck master tells you how he is taming that white pussy and touching her in places that you can only dream of you pitiful punk assed white cracker assed cracker. I mean, I really hope that’s not the case because that would totally ruin my image of you. Can we get a clarification on this whole “cougar issue” because it’s slightly bugging me on one end of the spectrum, and fascinating the ever loving shit out of me on the other? Just saying…if this is awkward or if I’m overstepping boundaries…just let me know.

Nail meet Head.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:05 am

Them bitches need to eat a goddamned cheeseburger or go on my special biscuit and gravy diet.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:27 am

Beth from Ft. Lauderdale...I'd lick her where she tee-tees.

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:04 am

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Beth from Ft. Lauderdale...I'd lick her where she tee-tees.

I'd do you one better and tongue-punch her fartbox.

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:18 am

Truthfully, Robin's friends whom she's doing a project with.. short list,....
Kitty - http://www.modelmayhem.com/2892945
Janet - http://www.modelmayhem.com/pics.php?id=664630
Angie - http://www.modelmayhem.com/2414312
Sheri - http://www.modelmayhem.com/428321
Lacey - http://www.laceywildd.net/

That's who is hanging around, LOL.
Lacey, Robin and Sheri went on an Everglades adventure including gator skinning in April.
Hysterically funny lifestyle down here.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:20 am

Is that Janet Mason the porn star!?!?

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:30 am

Yes. Nice girl. Talked with Robin about Dermatologists.
I see her work and then see how sweet she is... well,.. it's a strange world.

Photos of Angie, [another sweety] and Janet. Robin's art in the background.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:31 am

Janet Mason's body is tighter than a Mormon girl's asshole.

I assume she trains? What's she do?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:32 am

How much alimony do these bitches get?

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:46 am

Angie is from Budapest and is a REALLY good mural artists. Ceilings, etc. Outstanding. She has kids and a long term relationship.
Janet has been with the same guy for like 20 years.

IGX

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