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Have you finished your instruction and coverted to Islam yet?
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I was once on a remote Indonesian Island (Irian Jaya, now West Papua.) There were many Christian missionary and many Muslim missionaries. The Muslims weren't doing so well in light of the fact that the main item of livestock was swine. No one was going to give up their pigs for Allah.

I asked one guy which way he thought he might go. He explained it to me in terms of efficiency. In Islam, you have to pray 5 times a day. Christians, by contrast, go to church once on Sunday. It was more efficient.

Then, if you're like me, you can skip church on Sunday and be the VERY PARAGON OF THEOLOGICAL EFFICIENCY.

So the answer to your question is "no."
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Now that we've got that outta way... Lets have BEWBS!

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seeahill wrote:I was once on a remote Indonesian Island (Irian Jaya, now West Papua.) There were many Christian missionary and many Muslim missionaries. The Muslims weren't doing so well in light of the fact that the main item of livestock was swine. No one was going to give up their pigs for Allah.

I asked one guy which way he thought he might go. He explained it to me in terms of efficiency. In Islam, you have to pray 5 times a day. Christians, by contrast, go to church once on Sunday. It was more efficient.

Then, if you're like me, you can skip church on Sunday and be the VERY PARAGON OF THEOLOGICAL EFFICIENCY.

So the answer to your question is "no."
You reject Islam now? That's pretty ballsy.
Obama's narcissism and arrogance is only superseded by his naivete and stupidity.

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I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Muslim. What's wrong with you?
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When you travel the middle east so frequently, you always say you love muslims and wish you were one.
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Barack told me to be cool about it.
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You mean Barack your kid brother?
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Yes, Barack Al AKH Al Sagheer. Darth to the infidel.
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What's the point of this thread? Or is it like the two old muppets in the balcony?

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Pipe down sonny. Adults are talking.

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Bucket hasn't purchased a prayer rug.
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