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http://m.now.msn.com/smarter-people-dri ... study-says

You drink a lot because you're supersmart, study says

Go ahead, order that second beer: You deserve it because you're so smart. According to the greatest study in the history of science (we're only slightly exaggerating), smarter people tend to drink "more frequently and in greater quantities" than their duller, drier peers. In two studies conducted in the United States and United Kingdom, children's intelligence was measured and categorized in five groups ranging from "very dull" to "very bright." When the study participants were assessed later in life (the Brits checked in from their 20s to their 40s) the "brighter" kids were the ones who emptied more glasses more often. Why? No one is exactly sure yet. Anybody want to drink on it? [Source]

For instance: who's the biggest dunce on IGx. That's right, Gorby, who doesn't drink.

That does it. I'll never quit drinking. No way do I want to be a bigger dunce than Gorby.

I've been drunk since Tuesday.

Duh.

*hiccup*

High IQ = seeks more stimulation and novelty