Order placed this morning at 0935. Product sitting in my inbox at 0959.
The man is on the case, and managing his business. It ain't all about hot artists and porn star visitors at Chez Furman, ya'll. Boy his handlin'...his...bidness.
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Kazuya Mishima
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Re: Tom Furman Customer Service
Oddly. Since I'm at the computer, I just send them out. If the customer has questions,.. I am available.
I just had my webmaster install a store system, so I can do downloadable videos at some point.
Thanks for the Props.
I just had my webmaster install a store system, so I can do downloadable videos at some point.
Thanks for the Props.
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He is, our one and only, shit stirring, SHAGTASTICAL!
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Did you get the MILF double jungle savage attack vid? Cuz I was I interested in that product
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Tom is the fucking man.
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Re: Tom Furman Customer Service
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No I got a copy of 'King Kong Kegels: the Natural Way to a Massive Dong'. The premise is pretty shady...naturally growing your dingus through various exercises...jelquing, hanging weights from your cock, and all those fucking PC muscle clinching exercises that he refers to as "ancient Indonesian chi cultivation".
Whatevz...the foreword is written by Janet Mason, and she swears she's seen little black tootsie rolls transformed into chocolate coated anacondas. I figure she wouldn't lie...seems like a classy broad for somebody that blows nigras for a living.
Anyways...uh...it wasn't for me...I bought it for a friend. Bitches be in trouble I get any bigger down in these drawers.
Whatevz...the foreword is written by Janet Mason, and she swears she's seen little black tootsie rolls transformed into chocolate coated anacondas. I figure she wouldn't lie...seems like a classy broad for somebody that blows nigras for a living.
Anyways...uh...it wasn't for me...I bought it for a friend. Bitches be in trouble I get any bigger down in these drawers.
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Toms new stuff does look like it'll be worthwhile.
Not his MILF porn van business, but his fitness stuff.
Not his MILF porn van business, but his fitness stuff.
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Shaggy reeks of customer service. All I know is this: A Furminator post in the White Women thread = thermonuclear tits explosion.
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Shaggy's powerful love of titties is appreciated, for sure!
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That sexy artist pussy he's nailing prolly has to use the jaws of life to pry him off of her cans. As soon as she walks in the door he's on 'em like that creature from Aliens.
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