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Did a 5K charity run today
Can you spot the crossfitters in the crowd?
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They do make themselves known.

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If you're reading this it's probably already too late. You're a member. Of the cult. Crossfit. The exercise and elite athlete training phenomenon that is infecting the health and fitness industries as well as pop culture at large. Well guess what? We're addicts too, as well as filmmakers, and decided to combine our passions and bring you the first fully scripted show set in the world of Crossfit.

"Crossfit Hollywood" will be a TV style drama, released in ten minute episodes, that follows a Crossfit team as it competes to get into The Games.
We're focusing on the professional sport, and not just the exercise. As any Crossfitter can tell you, completing a workout at this level of intensity demands extreme commitment, and while we have no problem poking fun at some of the goofy rituals in the box, the sport itself is no joke. Our aim in making this show is to pay respect to the ethic of Crossfit, to the incredibly supportive community and the humble warrior culture it breeds. We want you to feel like you're right there in the gym, pushing past your limits, re-defining who you are, finding your place on the team and in the sport. Kind of like Crossfit itself.
The whole thing is full of lulz but that humble warrior shit cracked me up.
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Reality and satire can't keep up with each other.

Flavor Flav's chicken empire is collasping, kind of what will happen to Glasshole when X-fit joins the dumpster of history.

Would like a reality show following Glasshole around. Him being what he is, contrasting all the bullshit X-fit claims to be. Gimpy drunk vs. uberwarrior fitness hype. His picture should be on the back of every X-fit t-shirt, put any slogan on the front.
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Gary John wrote:Reality and satire can't keep up with each other.

Flavor Flav's chicken empire is collasping, kind of what will happen to Glasshole when X-fit joins the dumpster of history.

Would like a reality show following Glasshole around. Him being what he is, contrasting all the bullshit X-fit claims to be. Gimpy drunk vs. uberwarrior fitness hype. His picture should be on the back of every X-fit t-shirt, put any slogan on the front.
front should say "it was no accident Allison NYC rhymes with Tits Magee"; back should be glasshole with his best Otis the drunk face where a number would be, across the back instead of a name "what, me worry?"
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j-cubed wrote:Did a 5K charity run today
Can you spot the crossfitters in the crowd?
They do make themselves known.
Yeah, those two look like idiots, but shouldn't they be closer to the starting line? I mean, due to the intense nature Fran, Cindy and Fight Gone Bad, they're both gonna finish the 5k in under 17 minutes, right? They should be getting ready, not just milling around with the average insect.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
j-cubed wrote:Did a 5K charity run today
Can you spot the crossfitters in the crowd?
They do make themselves known.
Yeah, those two look like idiots, but shouldn't they be closer to the starting line? I mean, due to the intense nature Fran, Cindy and Fight Gone Bad, they're both gonna finish the 5k in under 17 minutes, right? They should be getting ready, not just milling around with the average insect.
Don't know if you can tell, but her shirt actually said "running sucks!" and she's entered in a run.
I looked up her number 1073 in the results and she was 11:33 per mile. But she was styling the socks.

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I don't know if this was already posted, but.... do you pee during workouts?

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Inside of two years, I suspect that 90% of Crossfitdom will be "reformed" cardio bunnies. A tipping point is on the horizon where there are too many of those chicks being interviewed for Crossfit to be bro-tastic.

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baffled wrote:I don't know if this was already posted, but.... do you pee during workouts?

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Decent article if a little long....
On that spring day across America, the CrossFit faithful gathered--and toiled. There were hundreds of thousands of them, certainly. Maybe a million, maybe two. In an old industrial facility in New Orleans, they hoisted themselves on gymnastic rings and did dips up there. In a strip mall in Santa Cruz, California, they threw 20-pound medicine balls against a wall over and over again. In a business park near the Dulles airport in Virginia, they pushed weighted barbells above their heads, first once a minute, and then as fast as they could for three minutes straight--or until they couldn't lift their arms.

Meanwhile, in a bar called El Borracho, the king of CrossFit finished his tacos and ordered a second margarita.
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ROLE MODEL Glassman is no longer living the life himself, but he inspires fierce loyalty in some of the world's fittest people.
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Laughing all the way to the bank. Barnum was right.

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I gotta hand it to him, he was handed an opportunity and rode it for all he was worth. Now he's living high on the hog and doing whatever the fuck he wants, and HE'S RICH, BITCH!

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JonnyCat wrote:Laughing all the way to the bank. Barnum was right.
I was forced to do a lip sync and "dance" on stage by myself to that fucking Barnum song in the 8th grade...can still feel the trauma.
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That article just makes me hate Glassman, and @fit, even more.


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Glassman reigns over this rampantly growing horde like a tribal chieftain. He now owns 100 percent of CrossFit and answers to no board of directors. Cash tends to race through the company. Until recently, the Glassmans each drew a salary of $750,000 a year; the travel and entertainment budget is in the tens of millions of dollars, and Glassman also spends money on what he calls "brand statements," including a set of $15,000 single-speed Swiss bikes and a $350,000, 1,500-horsepower fully customized 2011 Camaro convertible. (Before our visit to El Borracho, I followed him to a meeting to see about another "brand statement": custom luggage for his senior team, emblazoned with Uncle Pukie.)
It'd be fun if some of this shit ran afoul of the IRS.

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milosz wrote:
Glassman reigns over this rampantly growing horde like a tribal chieftain. He now owns 100 percent of CrossFit and answers to no board of directors. Cash tends to race through the company. Until recently, the Glassmans each drew a salary of $750,000 a year; the travel and entertainment budget is in the tens of millions of dollars, and Glassman also spends money on what he calls "brand statements," including a set of $15,000 single-speed Swiss bikes and a $350,000, 1,500-horsepower fully customized 2011 Camaro convertible. (Before our visit to El Borracho, I followed him to a meeting to see about another "brand statement": custom luggage for his senior team, emblazoned with Uncle Pukie.)
It'd be fun if some of this shit ran afoul of the IRS.
El Borracho- Is that a restaurant or a new title for the couch?
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I just can't muster the old school hate anymore. I have too many friends who are @fitters. Hell I may even watch the Gaymes this year.
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Mickey O'neil wrote:That article just makes me hate Glassman, and @fit, even more.
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Regrets, I've had a few
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I did what I had to do
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I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out

I faced it all and I stood tall
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I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
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Ed Zachary wrote:I just can't muster the old school hate anymore. I have too many friends who are @fitters. Hell I may even watch the Gaymes this year.
The more of them I meet, the more I see of the old way. My hate gets stronger the closer I get.


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Ed Zachary wrote:I just can't muster the old school hate anymore. I have too many friends who are @fitters. Hell I may even watch the Gaymes this year.
. . . while lying in bed, recovering from your sex change operation?
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LOL

I don't visit the main page or the @fit message boards so that may be part of the reason my hate fires are down.

I'll give the local @fitters credit they fill up the 190 class at a few games every year. If ADs were smart they'd be courting the little fuckers more.

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Ed Zachary wrote:I just can't muster the old school hate anymore. I have too many friends who are @fitters. Hell I may even watch the Gaymes this year.
Friends or not that is no way to spend a minute of your life.

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