Lana Del Rey
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Lana Del Rey
I really want to fuck her. And after listening to these two songs I know she wants to fuck me too.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoyza9U7DK4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KXRhc9ksnw[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoyza9U7DK4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KXRhc9ksnw[/youtube]
Re: Lana Del Rey
She's weird looking.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
Uh oh, you did it now Baff. When the Mickster has his little pee pee hard for someone and then you make fun of his object of desire you are gonna cause him to go into mini-beast mode and he will most likely be waiting in your bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in your behind. Be careful.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
First, I think Mick and I are good because I stand with him on Sara Jean Underwood.
Second, this chick looks like a fucking muppet.
Second, this chick looks like a fucking muppet.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
What's wrong with her mouth? Collagen injections gone awry? Her lips look like one of those pumped up pussy holes from a vacuum torture fetish video. Not that I watch that shit.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
I'm trying to be real nice about this.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
Did I mention her nose is like a ski jump? No? Just the pumped pussy lips? M'kay.
Re: Lana Del Rey
What a surprise. Another chick that Mickey wants to bang.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
She looks good for a woman who had eight kids a couple years back.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
She sounds the sexzy.
Much like Margo Timmins of Cowboy Junkies the voice makes de sexzy.

Much like Margo Timmins of Cowboy Junkies the voice makes de sexzy.

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Re: Lana Del Rey
She would definitely be sexy as hell if her face was different.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
I would totally let her ruin my life.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
She possesses three very important qualities in a woman
1. Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
2. She's got a taste for men who are older.
3. She's an angel looking to get fucked hard.
1. Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
2. She's got a taste for men who are older.
3. She's an angel looking to get fucked hard.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
Pepsi causes cancer and according to Michael Douglas so does pussy so you'd die almost immediately.Black Coffee wrote:She possesses three very important qualities in a woman
1. Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
2. She's got a taste for men who are older.
3. She's an angel looking to get fucked hard.
Re: Lana Del Rey
I stand with Mickey on this issue. Especially without my reading glasses.