Lana Del Rey
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Lana Del Rey
Post by Mickey O'neil »
I really want to fuck her. And after listening to these two songs I know she wants to fuck me too.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoyza9U7DK4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KXRhc9ksnw[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoyza9U7DK4[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KXRhc9ksnw[/youtube]
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Re: Lana Del Rey
Post by Shapecharge »
Uh oh, you did it now Baff. When the Mickster has his little pee pee hard for someone and then you make fun of his object of desire you are gonna cause him to go into mini-beast mode and he will most likely be waiting in your bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in your behind. Be careful.
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First, I think Mick and I are good because I stand with him on Sara Jean Underwood.
Second, this chick looks like a fucking muppet.
Second, this chick looks like a fucking muppet.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
Post by Kazuya Mishima »
What's wrong with her mouth? Collagen injections gone awry? Her lips look like one of those pumped up pussy holes from a vacuum torture fetish video. Not that I watch that shit.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
Post by Kazuya Mishima »
Did I mention her nose is like a ski jump? No? Just the pumped pussy lips? M'kay.
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Post by Turdacious »
She looks good for a woman who had eight kids a couple years back.
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Post by DrDonkeyLove »
She sounds the sexzy.
Much like Margo Timmins of Cowboy Junkies the voice makes de sexzy.

Much like Margo Timmins of Cowboy Junkies the voice makes de sexzy.

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Re: Lana Del Rey
Post by Black Coffee »
She possesses three very important qualities in a woman
1. Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
2. She's got a taste for men who are older.
3. She's an angel looking to get fucked hard.
1. Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
2. She's got a taste for men who are older.
3. She's an angel looking to get fucked hard.
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Re: Lana Del Rey
Post by Holland Oates »
Pepsi causes cancer and according to Michael Douglas so does pussy so you'd die almost immediately.Black Coffee wrote:She possesses three very important qualities in a woman
1. Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
2. She's got a taste for men who are older.
3. She's an angel looking to get fucked hard.
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