The nerve of that Doctor

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The nerve of that Doctor

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Re: The nerve of that Doctor

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I've heard of big tits causing back pain. That would be quite a conversation.

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I've seen it myself. It can be quite painful. The ladies I've helped with it were former athletes (with glorious backsides) who had their abdomens weakened by childbirth. For whatever reason, this makes the glutes just sit there all pretty without doing their share of the work. So the back extensors have to take over. The way to fix it is to make that booty do its job and support the back instead of sitting there and being a princess. There's usually some psoas tightness involved as well. Lots of stretching, goblet squats, and deadlifts (paying very close attention to the low back) help.

I wouldn't call it a ghetto booty, I call it a princess booty. Just wants to be pretty, not do any work, and take all the credit.
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syaigh wrote:I wouldn't call it a ghetto booty, I call it a princess booty. Just wants to be pretty, not do any work, and take all the credit.
Copyright that before Disney does. Or the AMA.

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syaigh wrote: Just wants to be pretty, not do any work, and take all the credit.
Sounds like its ghetto to me.
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syaigh wrote:I've seen it myself. It can be quite painful. The ladies I've helped with it were former athletes (with glorious backsides) who had their abdomens weakened by childbirth. For whatever reason, this makes the glutes just sit there all pretty without doing their share of the work. So the back extensors have to take over. The way to fix it is to make that booty do its job and support the back instead of sitting there and being a princess. There's usually some psoas tightness involved as well. Lots of stretching, goblet squats, and deadlifts (paying very close attention to the low back) help.

I wouldn't call it a ghetto booty, I call it a princess booty. Just wants to be pretty, not do any work, and take all the credit.

I'm surprised how aroused I am by such a clinical, matter of fact description.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
syaigh wrote:I've seen it myself. It can be quite painful. The ladies I've helped with it were former athletes (with glorious backsides) who had their abdomens weakened by childbirth. For whatever reason, this makes the glutes just sit there all pretty without doing their share of the work. So the back extensors have to take over. The way to fix it is to make that booty do its job and support the back instead of sitting there and being a princess. There's usually some psoas tightness involved as well. Lots of stretching, goblet squats, and deadlifts (paying very close attention to the low back) help.

I wouldn't call it a ghetto booty, I call it a princess booty. Just wants to be pretty, not do any work, and take all the credit.

I'm surprised how aroused I am by such a clinical, matter of fact description.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
syaigh wrote:I've seen it myself. It can be quite painful. The ladies I've helped with it were former athletes (with glorious backsides) who had their abdomens weakened by childbirth. For whatever reason, this makes the glutes just sit there all pretty without doing their share of the work. So the back extensors have to take over. The way to fix it is to make that booty do its job and support the back instead of sitting there and being a princess. There's usually some psoas tightness involved as well. Lots of stretching, goblet squats, and deadlifts (paying very close attention to the low back) help.

I wouldn't call it a ghetto booty, I call it a princess booty. Just wants to be pretty, not do any work, and take all the credit.

I'm surprised how aroused I am by such a clinical, matter of fact description.
Ummm, yes. Especially imagining syaigh's glorious booty. Not a princess booty since hers does work. yup yup!

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