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Bud Charniga's grape ape · Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:35 am

So it's a mouse eating popcorn? That's OK, I guess, but it's no camping trip

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:42 am

Hey Shape, you've got one that wants to go camping. I've got some sterno and bread bags I can donate.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:48 am

Jon wrote:Thanks erryone.

I'm a little disappointed though; I heard that all new folks get invited on a camping trip? That sounds awesome, I wanna go on a camping trip! $\:D/$

yes, because we eat their flesh

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:30 am

Hi Jon! I'm the Director of Camping and IGx Indoctrination here on Irongarm. Welcome aboard. We'll need to schedule a three day get-away where we'll talk about your training goals, get you up to speed on the history of IGx and it's many personalities. You'll also be raped repeatedly. Through this pain and humiliation a new Jon will be reborn. I assume you have good medical coverage?

Bud Charniga's grape ape · Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:57 am

OK, but I want a reacharound. and no snoring

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:06 am

Shapecharge wrote:Hi Jon! I'm the Director of Camping and IGx Indoctrination here on Irongarm. Welcome aboard. We'll need to schedule a three day get-away where we'll talk about your training goals, get you up to speed on the history of IGx and it's many personalities. You'll also be raped repeatedly. Through this pain and humiliation a new Jon will be reborn. I assume you have good medical coverage?

rape mmmmm

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:13 am

Director of Camping. Legit lol.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:21 am

Jon wrote:OK, but I want a reacharound. and no snoring

you don't get a reacharound, its rape

Bud Charniga's grape ape · Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:44 am

Worst rape ever IMO.

Bram · Post by **Bram** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:12 am

Are you a high school sophomore?

Kids these days

Welcome aboard, please post inappropriate pics of your baby mama (unless you really are a high school sophomore) in the appropriate thread (white, fat, short, pixie, etc.!

the fearless freep · Post by **the fearless freep** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:33 am

Shapecharge wrote:Hi Jon! I'm the Director of Camping and IGx Indoctrination here on Irongarm. Welcome aboard. We'll need to schedule a three day get-away where we'll talk about your training goals, get you up to speed on the history of IGx and it's many personalities. You'll also be raped repeatedly. Through this pain and humiliation a new Jon will be reborn. I assume you have good medical coverage?

Reacharound

You'll get no such favors around here, laddie. The Shapebaby is a task master, to be sure. Consider yourself lucky if he only uses his lilla penis, and not his bestial implements of SEVERAL INCHES LARGER than his lilla penis. Trust me, it only hurts worse. Oh, and, you should abandon this this thread. Nafod imparts wisdom here.

Holy Cow · Post by **Holy Cow** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:56 pm

Dunn wrote:

Dunn delivers.

CrapSammich · Post by **CrapSammich** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:40 pm

Dunn wrote:I hope you and your entire family get mauled to death by a roaming pack of rabid wombats. Fuck you.

Welcome, Jon. Grab one of those wombats for a decoy on your IGx camping trip. http://inhabitat.com/amazing-natural-pa ... rced-rump/

If you're into marsupials (and who isn't?), my favorite, hands-down, is the wombat. Not just because they are vegan and terribly, terribly cute, or because they're a bit lazy and are known Down Under for their ability to find shortcuts between A and B whenever possible — but because they have developed an incredible physical adaptation: The reinforced rump. When a predator attacks a wombat, it runs to its burrow and uses its tough cartilage-filled bum to block the hole. . . . "[The wombat] lacks a meaningful tail and most of its rump is made of cartilage, which makes it nearly impossible for a predator to bite it from behind." So with its bum outside, and the rest of its body safely inside the burrow, the wombat just waits out the attack.

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:52 pm

I'd say get bent, but since you are going camping...

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:23 am

Leave now....while there's still time.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:24 am

Jay wrote:
Jon wrote:OK, but I want a reacharound. and no snoring
you don't get a reacharound, its rape

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