How not to be a lesbian

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:02 am

I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:34 pm

And how exactly does one have sex with a house cat?

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:51 pm

You are assuming it was a male cat.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:58 pm

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:And how exactly does one have sex with a house cat?

I've heard of eating pussy but this is ridiculous.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:59 pm

For that matter I've been munching this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:33 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:For that matter I've been munching this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian.

I don't even know where to begin with "muff diving" ... I've been to the bottom of the Monongahela river several times and there's no muff down there...

milosz · Post by **milosz** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:09 pm

I'll place my wager on meth-assisted psychotic break.

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