Party at Shaf's House
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Party at Shaf's House
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Ain't no party like a poppa bear party, 'cause a poppa bear party don't stop.
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Speaking of bears that love the Shaftastic, I spent some time across the pool from a couple while on vacation last week. One was as furry as the bears in the video and was in great shape. I noticed that he actually trimmed his copious body hair to accent the V of his physique. Fine, everyone wants to look good. But, in all his furry glory, for reasons I can't quite grasp, he decided to shave his armpits which became two little islands of skin amidst an ocean of hair.
Also, he and his partner had on swim suits that totally accented their packages. These weren't the typical Euro banana hammocks, they had to have been specifically designed for phallic display. I've never seen anything like them before.
Some of you are semi-closeted bears yourselves (Proto / Gorby), so maybe you can enlighten the straight community here as to what's going on in bear swimming couture.
Also, he and his partner had on swim suits that totally accented their packages. These weren't the typical Euro banana hammocks, they had to have been specifically designed for phallic display. I've never seen anything like them before.
Some of you are semi-closeted bears yourselves (Proto / Gorby), so maybe you can enlighten the straight community here as to what's going on in bear swimming couture.
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If you guys can locate an online spot to purchase such a suit I would do so for the sheer enjoyment of being offensive to my fellow swimmers.

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---------------------------------------------------------------------T200 wrote:If you guys can locate an online spot to purchase such a suit I would do so for the sheer enjoyment of being offensive to my fellow swimmers.
A know a local triathlete. He informs me that a shit load of swimmers are as gay as Richard Simmons.
The point being, is you probably want be offending those "wet boys".
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Also, he and his partner had on swim suits that totally accented their packages. These weren't the typical Euro banana hammocks, they had to have been specifically designed for phallic display. I've never seen anything like them before.
SAY NO MORE!T200 wrote:If you guys can locate an online spot to purchase such a suit I would do so for the sheer enjoyment of being offensive to my fellow swimmers.
This will undoubtedly help a few of you out with your apparel selections for gym wear, fetish submission grapping and gutpunching sessions, or Gees and Tees night at your favorite watering hole:
http://www.undergear.com/
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Haven't found the exact suit yet and I'm going to stop looking. I may have crossed into an unknown dimension. To corrupt Rod Serling, "You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Bearlight Zone".
The Bear Outpost
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The Bear Outpost
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It's refreshing to learn that there are depravities that can still surprise me.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You know, i had this conceit, after the Posing Strap debacle,,that I'd seen it all.
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Goddamnit I wish I'd thought of marketing BearWear and t-shirts to the bear crowd.
Re: Party at Shaf's House
Mario:
Please move this topic to the kettlebell forum
Please move this topic to the kettlebell forum
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LOLbeefheart wrote:Mario:
Please move this topic to the kettlebell forum
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