Your Favorite Bad Movies
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Your Favorite Bad Movies
Movies that are so bad you're able to enjoy mocking them the whole time you watch them.
I'll get the ball rolling:
Georgia Rule
So Undercover
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Troll 2
Birdemic
I'll get the ball rolling:
Georgia Rule
So Undercover
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Troll 2
Birdemic
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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
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Re: Your Favorite Bad Movies
Spaceballs
La Femme Nikita (original )
Out For Justice
La Femme Nikita (original )
Out For Justice
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Some movies are so terrible they end up being awesome:
Buckaroo Banzai
David Lynch's Dune
Long Kiss Goodnight
Showgirls
Buckaroo Banzai
David Lynch's Dune
Long Kiss Goodnight
Showgirls
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Dune left everyone who hadn't read the books shaking their heads and bitching.
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Showgirls
Bulletproof
Highlander: endgame. I love highlander, but I'm the only one I know who liked that one.
Bulletproof
Highlander: endgame. I love highlander, but I'm the only one I know who liked that one.
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How the fuck you post a showgirls reference w/o some Jessie Spano tits?baffled wrote:Showgirls
Bulletproof
Highlander: endgame. I love highlander, but I'm the only one I know who liked that one.


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Re: Your Favorite Bad Movies
Kurt Russell, almost everything. Top Five: 1. Big Trouble in Little China, one of the greatest movies of my youth. 2. Escape from New York, 3. The Thing, 4. Captain Ron, 5. Tombstone, which is actually a good movie, and which brings it down the list.
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I could not stop laughing through There Will Be Blood
Crank/Crank 2
Expendables
Fast and Furious (every one I've seen- maybe 1, 2 and the last one 5 or 6?)
Before Sharknado there was that Piranha movie, pretty sure it's available in 3D too
Laughed my balls off at Avatar as well, especially when he has sex with the tree
Crank/Crank 2
Expendables
Fast and Furious (every one I've seen- maybe 1, 2 and the last one 5 or 6?)
Before Sharknado there was that Piranha movie, pretty sure it's available in 3D too
Laughed my balls off at Avatar as well, especially when he has sex with the tree
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I thought Dark Blue was awful, but I'll watch it every time it's on.I dig big chicks wrote:Kurt Russell, almost everything. Top Five: 1. Big Trouble in Little China, one of the greatest movies of my youth. 2. Escape from New York, 3. The Thing, 4. Captain Ron, 5. Tombstone, which is actually a good movie, and which brings it down the list.
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Deafula (the world's only movie shot in American Sign Language by deaf actors...that I know of).
Teenagers Versus The Thing
Dementia (not "Dementia 13") also known as "Daughter of Darkness" when narrated by Ed McMahon
A.P.E. (which hates you personally and wants you dead)
Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny (makes "Plan 9" look like Scorcese)
Werewolf Versus The Vampire Woman (Paul Naschy strikes again!)
Bloody Pit Of Horror (the film Roger Corman wishes he'd made)
Maniac (early silent film which I believe was never released in the theaters - was a side show entertainment in expositions, etc)
The Beast With Five Fingers (as a friend of mine said, "I can't tell if I'm watching a bad film or a good one.")
Penetration Angst
Hands of A Stranger (my favorite "pianist goes insane/Hands of Orloff" rip off)
Mesa Of Lost Women
Frankenstein Island ("Hi! My name is Sheila Frankenstein!")
Breathing Fire (Two brothers end up fighting to the death...in a high school karate tournament?)
Fist of Fear, Touch Of Death (if Bruce Lee had seen this pseudo-documentary ripoff of his legacy and legend, he'd have done to the producers what he did to Bob Wall in "Enter the Dragon")
Ninja Holocaust/City Ninja (one of Geoffrey Ho's "Frankenfilms" - a summary of the plot reads like a drunken walk that lapses into a heroin jag)
The Guy From Harlem (imagine something a 14 year old would write after seeing "Shaft" and filmed with someone's lunch money)
Dungeon of Harrow (image "The Most Dangerous Game" filmed with someone's blood plasma donation money)
Hercules vs Maciste In the Valley of Woe (Oh God...someone PLEASE garotte the entire Italian film industry!)
New Rose Hotel (when Abe Ferrara blows it, he blows it BIG TIME)
Robot Versus The Aztec Mummy (one of those godawful Mexican kiddie/horror films that actually incorporates 50 minutes of ANOTHER mummy film)
Manos: The Hands Of Fate (the ultimate anti-classic)
House Of The Dead (doesn't get a SINGLE.THING.RIGHT.)
Gymkata (please don't ask me to explain...just thinking about this movie gives me a splitting headache)
The Foreigner (Steven Seagal's most pointless exercise in nihilism in a long DTV career)
In The Year 2889 (Larry Buchanan made-for-TV remake of a Corman film that makes Corman look like Coppola)
Ravenhawk (Rachel MacClish has exactly two expressions, and the director ignores both of them so he can zoom in repeatedly in slow motion on her heaving flesh. Also completely humiliates William Atherton, whom I've always liked.)
Yes, I watch a lot of bad movies. I enjoy them, but I don't take them seriously.
Teenagers Versus The Thing
Dementia (not "Dementia 13") also known as "Daughter of Darkness" when narrated by Ed McMahon
A.P.E. (which hates you personally and wants you dead)
Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny (makes "Plan 9" look like Scorcese)
Werewolf Versus The Vampire Woman (Paul Naschy strikes again!)
Bloody Pit Of Horror (the film Roger Corman wishes he'd made)
Maniac (early silent film which I believe was never released in the theaters - was a side show entertainment in expositions, etc)
The Beast With Five Fingers (as a friend of mine said, "I can't tell if I'm watching a bad film or a good one.")
Penetration Angst
Hands of A Stranger (my favorite "pianist goes insane/Hands of Orloff" rip off)
Mesa Of Lost Women
Frankenstein Island ("Hi! My name is Sheila Frankenstein!")
Breathing Fire (Two brothers end up fighting to the death...in a high school karate tournament?)
Fist of Fear, Touch Of Death (if Bruce Lee had seen this pseudo-documentary ripoff of his legacy and legend, he'd have done to the producers what he did to Bob Wall in "Enter the Dragon")
Ninja Holocaust/City Ninja (one of Geoffrey Ho's "Frankenfilms" - a summary of the plot reads like a drunken walk that lapses into a heroin jag)
The Guy From Harlem (imagine something a 14 year old would write after seeing "Shaft" and filmed with someone's lunch money)
Dungeon of Harrow (image "The Most Dangerous Game" filmed with someone's blood plasma donation money)
Hercules vs Maciste In the Valley of Woe (Oh God...someone PLEASE garotte the entire Italian film industry!)
New Rose Hotel (when Abe Ferrara blows it, he blows it BIG TIME)
Robot Versus The Aztec Mummy (one of those godawful Mexican kiddie/horror films that actually incorporates 50 minutes of ANOTHER mummy film)
Manos: The Hands Of Fate (the ultimate anti-classic)
House Of The Dead (doesn't get a SINGLE.THING.RIGHT.)
Gymkata (please don't ask me to explain...just thinking about this movie gives me a splitting headache)
The Foreigner (Steven Seagal's most pointless exercise in nihilism in a long DTV career)
In The Year 2889 (Larry Buchanan made-for-TV remake of a Corman film that makes Corman look like Coppola)
Ravenhawk (Rachel MacClish has exactly two expressions, and the director ignores both of them so he can zoom in repeatedly in slow motion on her heaving flesh. Also completely humiliates William Atherton, whom I've always liked.)
Yes, I watch a lot of bad movies. I enjoy them, but I don't take them seriously.
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Re: Your Favorite Bad Movies
Hands down, "Miami Connection." It is the greatest of the worst I have seen. Written and starred by a Tae Kwon Do teacher it includes a group of super friend tae kwon do artists that play in a mindblowing 80's rock band called Dragon Sound...and yes they do play a show in their tae kwon do uniforms. It is so bad you will want to see it twice.
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The Happening + Rifftrax.
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Big Trouble in Little China really is the alpha and omega of good/bad movies.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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Anything Russ Meyers made.
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Hudson Hawk
Remo Williams the Adventure Begins
Dog Soldiers
Remo Williams the Adventure Begins
Dog Soldiers
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Re: Your Favorite Bad Movies
Pick a Van Damme flick, any Van Damme flick.
Uncle Charlie's '(RIP) Deathwish IV'....I swear that final 'battle' he's literally chuckling at the absolute over the topness of the scene.
No question that 'Out for Justice' tops my list. Unfortunately, there are next to no YouTube clips out there.
We recently watched a movie on cable called 'The Trainer' that deserves an honorable mention.
Uncle Charlie's '(RIP) Deathwish IV'....I swear that final 'battle' he's literally chuckling at the absolute over the topness of the scene.
No question that 'Out for Justice' tops my list. Unfortunately, there are next to no YouTube clips out there.
We recently watched a movie on cable called 'The Trainer' that deserves an honorable mention.
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SciFi musical filmed in Berlin in 1980 and set in 1994. Ouch.


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Point Break. Always, Point Break.
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LOL, my wife still makes jokes about Billy Jack being our first date. To see if she was a keeper, I took her to Billy Jack II or whatever it was called, maybe The Return of BJ?nafod wrote:Billy Jack
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Nice catch. All Keanu Reeves movies, but especially this one and the Speed flicks.chi wrote:Point Break. Always, Point Break.
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--------------------------------------------------------------TomFurman wrote:Anything Russ Meyers made.
A Russ Meyer movie was the first time I saw Edy Williams. Damn I loved that woman.
She was making at appearance at Camp Pendleton in the Fall of 1971. A dark green Marine
pulled some shit and I got stuck on riot control the night was due to perform.

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